Friday Funny

[Dish]

The Broken Lawn Mower

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is usually the husband.
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.
I was gone only a few minutes.
When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the driveway."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

[RV4ker (RIP)]

he he he ROFLMAO....

PS
Nice looking RG challenger in your Avatar

[Dish]

Howdy

whats an RG Challenger - what puzzles me is where the hell is the undercarriage???

[RV4ker (RIP)]

RG = Retractable Gear

[Dish]

:D

Okay - Thats what i thought, but i didnt think it was possible. I thought that someone had photoshopped the landing gear out... I didnt know you could get a challenger that puts the wheels away...

Hmmmmm - got me thinking now... :D

[Henni]

Dish,

When you flying again?

Henni

[Dish]

Hello My friend

Hopefully quite soon. It just seems to be talking forever to get stuff done.. But hopefully very soon....

Was out at the airfield last week... would have been nice to see you..

[Morph]

:D

Okay - Thats what i thought, but i didnt think it was possible. I thought that someone had photoshopped the landing gear out... I didnt know you could get a challenger that puts the wheels away...

Hmmmmm - got me thinking now... :D

Dish, it is photoshopped, you don't get an RG Challenger

[Dish]

Yeah - stoopid me - I have been sitting here for the last ten minutes trying to figure out exactly where the gear would go... even in a wide body long wing version there aint that much space..

Guess the eggs on my face,,,

Nice idea though - does look super sexy

[Morph]

Now imagine this, waterproof boat shaped fuse, fiberglass wing tips that rotate downwards to become floats, viola nice 2-seater flying boat

[Dish]

Boet - you been in the fynbos again??

:D

[The Agent]

Dish why do you not join in for a brekkie at Micro land in the morning???
I'm there at 07:30

[Dish]

Ahhhhh - saw this too late...

sorry mate, would have been nice,,,, (wind was pomping in JHB) but will certainly see all the fellows at crosswinds next week..

Cheers

[andreb]

OLAF HAS A POINT



Olaf vas vorking at de fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally

cut off all ten of his finkers.

He vent to de emergency room in de klinik and vhen he got dar de Norsky

doctor looked at Olaf and said: "Let's haf de finkers and I'll see vhat I

kan do".


Olaf said, "I hafen't got de finkers."


"Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got de finkers?" he said. "It's 2007, for

goodness sake! Ive's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible tekniks.

I could haf put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy didn't you brink de

finkers?"


Olaf replies (irritably) . "How de fock vas I supposed to pick dem up?"

[diver]

I heard about a guy that tended to come home late on friday night (Sat am) which made his wife a tad grumpy. On one such occassion he got home to find that all the doors had been bolted and he couldnt get in. So as he was going to have a long wait he went into the garage, fired up the lawn mower and started mowing the front lawn. Within seconds his dear wife opened the front door and invited him in! Try it out and see if it works for you.