Friday Funny
- Dish
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Friday Funny
The Broken Lawn Mower
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is usually the husband.
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.
I was gone only a few minutes.
When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the driveway."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is usually the husband.
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.
I was gone only a few minutes.
When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the driveway."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
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DISH
DISH
- RV4ker (RIP)
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he he he ROFLMAO....
PS
Nice looking RG challenger in your Avatar
PS
Nice looking RG challenger in your Avatar
4 Sale (will trade)
P166S, Jodel, hangar and other odds and sods
Radial - http://tiny.cc/eppqp
Still @ The Coves (Harties) but dream has died
P166S, Jodel, hangar and other odds and sods
Radial - http://tiny.cc/eppqp
Still @ The Coves (Harties) but dream has died
- RV4ker (RIP)
- The Big Four K
- Posts: 5386
- Joined: Sun May 22, 2005 7:48 pm
- Location: The Coves & FAVB
RG = Retractable Gear



4 Sale (will trade)
P166S, Jodel, hangar and other odds and sods
Radial - http://tiny.cc/eppqp
Still @ The Coves (Harties) but dream has died
P166S, Jodel, hangar and other odds and sods
Radial - http://tiny.cc/eppqp
Still @ The Coves (Harties) but dream has died
Dish, it is photoshopped, you don't get an RG ChallengerDish wrote::D
Okay - Thats what i thought, but i didnt think it was possible. I thought that someone had photoshopped the landing gear out... I didnt know you could get a challenger that puts the wheels away...
Hmmmmm - got me thinking now... :D![]()
Greg Perkins
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Olaf
OLAF HAS A POINT
Olaf vas vorking at de fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally
cut off all ten of his finkers.
He vent to de emergency room in de klinik and vhen he got dar de Norsky
doctor looked at Olaf and said: "Let's haf de finkers and I'll see vhat I
kan do".
Olaf said, "I hafen't got de finkers."
"Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got de finkers?" he said. "It's 2007, for
goodness sake! Ive's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible tekniks.
I could haf put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy didn't you brink de
finkers?"
Olaf replies (irritably) . "How de fock vas I supposed to pick dem up?"
Olaf vas vorking at de fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally
cut off all ten of his finkers.
He vent to de emergency room in de klinik and vhen he got dar de Norsky
doctor looked at Olaf and said: "Let's haf de finkers and I'll see vhat I
kan do".
Olaf said, "I hafen't got de finkers."
"Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got de finkers?" he said. "It's 2007, for
goodness sake! Ive's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible tekniks.
I could haf put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy didn't you brink de
finkers?"
Olaf replies (irritably) . "How de fock vas I supposed to pick dem up?"
Some days it's not even worth chewing through the restraints
Non scholae sed vitae discimus
Non scholae sed vitae discimus
I heard about a guy that tended to come home late on friday night (Sat am) which made his wife a tad grumpy. On one such occassion he got home to find that all the doors had been bolted and he couldnt get in. So as he was going to have a long wait he went into the garage, fired up the lawn mower and started mowing the front lawn. Within seconds his dear wife opened the front door and invited him in! Try it out and see if it works for you.
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