ROBBED in Holland

[Grumpy]

A mate of mine emigrated to Holland a month ago. Called last night to say he'd just been robbed in Amsterdam. A bloke came up to him and asked if he has change for a 2 euro (2 one euro's) to buy a tram ticket. My mate opened his wallet and when the 'robber' saw a 10 000 000 dollar note,(Zim note) he grabbed it and ran.

[Morph]

so he got away with nothing then

[nicow]

That's a poor robber.
Your mate must ask for change for his Zim notes-he might score

[kraaines]

right, if you missed it, here is a copy of the actual thing... for what its worth,,, no for what is was worth,, for what is not worth now,, i give up,

try to work it out yourself,,

and on this note,, there is an actual expiry date!!! use it or loose it,,

[The Agent]

At least another one will hate Mugabe even as a robber.

[Nkwazi]

Mugabe's time is running out now. I hope he's not sleeping at night - the bastard

[MILO]

This is all vicious rumours, it is remnants of a 3rd force from the deposed previous colonial Smith regime!Proof the liberation stuggle is not over! No wonder you cannot buy anything in Zims, the cash is being illegally exported to pay for the proliferation of a propoganda war.There is no cholera, it is just an excuse for Bush & Brown to invade, now you are inciting the Hollanders to invade as well! You imperialist ,nepotist, exploitist of the struggling masses, capitalist, facist, racist, trikist, microlightist ......ist.

[Grumpy]

Milo, Bob affected you too?

[Morph]

This is all vicious rumours, it is remnants of a 3rd force from the deposed previous colonial Smith regime!Proof the liberation stuggle is not over! No wonder you cannot buy anything in Zims, the cash is being illegally exported to pay for the proliferation of a propoganda war.There is no cholera, it is just an excuse for Bush & Brown to invade, now you are inciting the Hollanders to invade as well! You imperialist ,nepotist, exploitist of the struggling masses, capitalist, facist, racist, trikist, microlightist ......ist.

I sense a little hostility here Lay down on the couch and let's talk about it.

[MILO]

See... thats just what I was saying, Morph is a Psychologist (missed that one out). Yup Grumpy, one ball bob pants evicted me & made me homeless, fortunately I came South and was made welcome, (nice to still be able to wear vellies with no socks & shorts, canvas, PT, small) - Grumpy is a psychololologist too. I feel better now.........

[Grumpy]

Got your gist

[Morph]

fortunately I came South and was made welcome, (nice to still be able to wear vellies with no socks & shorts, canvas, PT, small) - .... I feel better now.........

Really nice to have you here, my bill is in the mail

[johnsa]

Mugabe's time is running out now. I hope he's not sleeping at night - the bastard

He is still there.....and he had a long life already so at 84 your time is running out anyway but than again blacks are killing blacks and in Holland we don't see anybody protesting on the street so he will enjoy a nice old day in fact he already has one.

[Boet]

He was`nt ROBBED. He was RELIEVED