Here is my money and pleased I am to give it

[Uncle Spud Murphy]

Vreindelike Groute Ladies and Gentlemen,

I asked Grumpy (I'm sure he isn't) today how the disaster fund was coming along. Not to good he says. Seems to slowing down. Eieesh, not the reply I expected and nay and thrice nay wanted.

It may be a possibility that the last time I tried to improve the funds finances, readers thought you should put your money where your big mouth is, note the Avater. Biggest mouth I could find but will still keep looking.

Well actually I did and although I didn't want to at the time, I have now decided to post my contribution for you all to see in the hope of reminding readers that the fund raising is still an on going cause. Grumpy, Demon and many others are continuing to do their best and in the nicest possible way I am asking you to do the same. Can you asseblief contribute to THE FUND the cost of just one bottle of that revolting liquid you call Klipdrift that I love so much.

Alles van die beste

Bank Draft Resized.tif

PS: See. I can be nice when I want to be hehehehehehe

[Uncle Spud Murphy]

#ollocks. Sodding Murphy's Law. I cannot open the file so I doubt if you can.

This my email. Send a request and I will send you the statement. I know it works on email.

Ek is jammer. Another Murphy plan collapses so must make another plan.

Ah yes!! Dont email me through the forum. That wont work either.

Ah yes!! The scammers. Don't bother scamming my bank details are not shown. Hah!!!!

Ah yes!! If anyone does figure out how to open my attachment, do tell the others asseblief

Sala kahle mfwetu's --------- Or is it another word when I mean more than one????

Alles van die beste

[Uncle Spud Murphy]

K@K K@K K@K K@K

Forgotten the bloody email now, so I have.

spud@jerrymurphy1627.wanadoo.co.uk -------- Soon to be bloody SA so it will

And it's another Avdb again

[Gyronaut]

Here's proof that Spud is a man of his word, so he is!
Well done mate.

[Uncle Spud Murphy]

Dankie for that JetRanger. Much appreciated. Very much

BTW fellahs. Apologies for the hand-writing. Left my glasses at the home we are selling. No more 20-20 vision, #ugger.

A bottle from each is all that I preach or between two if it is better for you or between three if you agree with me or between four if you cannot afford more or between five to keep the fund alive

Be good everyone

Alles van die beste