WHERE'S YOUR SIGN ?

[Grumpy]

Dof people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'M DOF."

That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them
anything. It would be like, "Excuse me... oops, never mind. Didn't see
your sign."

It's like before my boeta and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and
there was a Pickfords truck in our driveway.
My neighbour comes over and choons, "Hey, you moving?"
"Noooit bru. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how
many boxes it takes. Here's your sign!"

A couple of months ago I went fishing with a mate of mine, we pulled
his boat into the ramp, I lifted up this big whiting and this idiot on
the ramp goes, "Hey, you catch all those fish?" "Nooit cuzzi. Talked
'em into giving up. Here's your sign."

I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel.
There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way
to test it. "Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks
good... They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell
us if it hurts when they bite you." "Well, alright, but hold my sign.
I don't wanna lose it."

Last time I had a flat tyre, I pulled my car into a petrol station.
The 'pomp jockey' walks out, looks at my car, looks at me, and I SWEAR
he choons, "Tyre go flat?" I couldn't resist. I said, "Nooit Baba.
I was driving around and those other three just swelled up on me.
Here's your sign."

I was trying to sell my 'jammie' about a year ago. A guy came over to
the house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back
to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the
exhaust pipe, then says, "Jislaaik, that's hot!" See? If he'd been
wearing his sign, I could have stopped him!

I learned to drive a 18 wheeler in my days in the 'mag'. Wouldn't you
know I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I
couldn't get it out no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and
eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. He went through
his basic questioning... ok.. no problem. I thought sure he was clear
of needing a sign...until he asked "so..is your truck stuck?" I
couldn't help myself. I looked at him, looked back at the rig and then
back at him took my sign off and chooned, "No. I'm delivering a
bridge. Here's your sign."

I stayed late at work one night and a co-worker looked at me and
chooned, "Are you still here?" I replied, "No. I left about 10 minutes
ago. Here's your sign."


Anybody you know, need a sign today? Send this to all your chinas!

The next time someone says something dof, you can ask them: Where's your
sign?

(Barry Hilton)

[slysi]

Brilliant

I am the lucky father of identical twins and you will not believe the amount of times people ask "are they twins". I wish I had a thousand signs for everytime I got asked that question

[AndyG]

Sly,

I am an identical twin and do you know how many times in my 42 years my brother and I have been asked. " Hey are you guys twins/brothers?"

Hand them a sign

[John Boucher]

My soon ex-wife to be's lawyer..... hand him a sign and for good measure the cow as well!

[Gyronaut]

Good one Bad Nav Bru,

Now tell me, what has this got to do with aviation huh?

Here's your sign ...

forgive me, couldnt help myself...

[AndyG]

Hey Jet,

All in fun, my wife has flown many times so it is aviated related.

[Gyronaut]

True, "... en nou kan sy in haar moer vlieg!" - thats aviation related!

[John Boucher]

Len, my sentiments precisely.... and may the landing be one she never forgets!

[Tobie]

Like me being asked by a motorist that stopped for a chat at a remote farmstrip next to a gravel road shortly after we landed! "Did you guys fly here?" No, we just pushed them trikes over them mountains and all the way here for fun, and here is your badge.

[John Boucher]

Like the boytjies many years ago pushing and pulling wagons over the Drakensburg....

They bullshitted everybody man - they smoked good old dagga and just flew over... (didn't have Red Bull back then but it was a thought with all the cattle and things!)

[Grumpy]

Leftseat, only one ligament you know about !! What do you know about knee ligaments? So you a orthopedic surgeon now?

Heres your sign !!!

[Koevoet]

Like me being asked by a motorist that stopped for a chat at a remote farmstrip next to a gravel road shortly after we landed! "Did you guys fly here?" No, we just pushed them trikes over them mountains and all the way here for fun, and here is your badge.

Give him double sign - good one.

[Uncle Spud Murphy]

[quote="leftseat"]Sly,

I am an identical twin

Eieesh, Andrew my Babe. You now telling me there be two of you. Oboyoboyoboy

Alles van die beste
Fly Safe
34 days to go

[Kingpost]

You guys must have heard the one: "So, can this thing realy fly?" No dude, I just like sitting in it making some noises some times, Oh and the wing is actualy for some shade, see? Come to think of it, send me some of them badges to keep in my side bags pls.

[Splinter]

A woman walks into a bar with her two children about 3 years appart! The barman asks if they are twins (there`s your sign)? The woman shouts at him and calls him names finally asking if he is a F@king idiot for not being able to see the age diff between the two!!! The barman replies "They have to be twins. You are so ugly I cant believe that anyone would be stupid enough to sleep with you twice"

ZU-RED