Talking k@k

[John Boucher]

Wow, thank you for that Slysi!

I actually wrote a long piece airing my most humble oppinion and it disappeared into Cyberspace - it was political anyway!

DON'T FLASH HEADLIGHTS AT ANY CAR WITH NO LIGHTS ON!!

Police officers working with the DARE program have issued this Warning:

If you are driving after dark and see and on-coming car with no headlights on, DO NOT FLASH YOUR LIGHTS AT THEM!
This is a common Bloods member "initiation game" that goes like this:

The new gang member under initiation drives along with no headlights, and the first car to flash their headlights at him is now his "target.” He is now required to turn around and chase that car, then shoot and kill every individual in the vehicle in order to complete his initiation requirements. Police Depts. across the nation are being warned. Their intent is to have all the “new bloods nationwide drive around on Friday and Saturday nights with their headlights off.

In order to be accepted into the gang, they have to shoot and kill all individuals in the first auto that does a courtesy flash to warn them that their lights are
Off. Make sure you share this information with all the drivers in your Family!

Please forward this message to all your friends and family members to inform them about this initiation ritual...

Is this for real?

As for political... the MDC says that LAND REFORM is to continue in ZIMBABWE - so much for a new broom not in power!

The majority in Cape Town want the Scorpies to stay!

And.... the local CAA Scorpies are on the prowl...

Enough said

[Gyronaut]

Welcome back Bad Nav, its been a while my friend.

The email you refer to has been going around for a few years and is considered a hoax as far as I know.
My advice would be to not flash your lights in a situation like that but to simply phone 10111 and tell them that there is a car driving on the road with no lights. As we should do with trucks and trailers with no lights at night since they kill more people than they should! I think they should be impounded on sight!

On a lighter note and considering that this thread is called 'talking k@k', I had to share this with you...

BONGANI IS THE MAN!

Teacher: "Bongani, go to the map and find North America".

Bongani: "Here it is!"

Teacher: "Correct. Now class, who discovered North America?"

Class: "BONGANI!!"


(so shoot me, I thought it was damn funny...)

Len

[John Boucher]

Hiya Len...

Getting prepared for the trial on the 21st - Damnit but I have aged.... It's like when the Old Man created Earth and its mongrels He calls homosapiens... after each great creation He rested but by golly, after He created Eve, man has never rested since then and to crown it all thay even have 2 serious holidays - Mother's Day and Women's Day

President Mbeki meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"

"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Mbeki frowns. "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"

The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligence riddle."

The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"

Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my Queen?"

The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and Father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be me."

"Yes! Very good," says the Queen.

Back in Cape town , President Mbeki asks to speak with ANC president Zuma.

"Answer this for me. Your mother and your Father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," says Zuma. "Let me get back to you on that one."

Zuma goes to his advisors and asks everyone, but none can give him an answer. Finally, he ends up at the V&A Waterfront and bumps into Mark Lottering.

Zuma looks around to see if anyone can overhear them, and he whispers, Mark! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Mark whispers back, "That's easy. It's me!"

Zuma smiles and says "Thanks!"

Zuma goes back to Parliament to speak with Pres Mbeki. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Mark Lottering."

Mbeki gets up, stomps over to Zuma, and angrily yells into his face, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!

Now that one I could not resist posting on a POLITICAL NOTE!

[Low Level]

Slysi - you didn't get your section, but I see this thread is going to beat the "No" thread in AVCOM before the end of the year.

For Len and Bad Nav and others - think you wish this is lovy in her shiny new sports car bought with your flying cash.......

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[John Boucher]

Who said the product K@K does not have it's positive uses in life?

I wish I wish I wish......