Full bladder on X country

[GR8-DAD]

Ag nee man - dis te veel moeite - p!s in jou broek en kry klaar - wind sal droogblaas.....hopelik

[Tinkerbell]

I agree and I have deleted this statement - Morph

[AndyG]

my sincere apologies

[RV4ker (RIP)]

Just drink less (especially the night before)....

[Boet]

Toe kom uit jou bleddie lafaard, dis nie SO koud nie........

[andreb]

Can't belivee we actually seriously offering advice.

Have a pee before you take off. If you can't hold it whilst in the air, land and take a pee, if all else fails pee your pants. If you urinate too often see a Urologist or your Dr. You may have bladder problem or Diabetes.

Happy?

[RV4ker (RIP)]

Or even.....
Hap

[Gyronaut]

Well well, I cant believe nobody has posted the obvious...

Use a CONDOM. They're free, lightweight, can be carried easily in a pocket and really work in an emergency!

(well thats what I told my softness when she found one in my flightsuite) KIDDING!

Seriously, it works.

Condoms can/should be used for every conceivable occasion

Len

[andreb]

Reminds me of the time my freinds at the gold club asked me why and how long I have been wearing ladies G Strings? I told them "ever since my wife found them in my boot"

[GR8-DAD]

ai , ai , ai......kyk nou hoe het die onskuldige ou gesprekkie nou weer ge-" degenerate ".........just love it.

[Morph]

What you are also taking about here is nerves. In the beginning, when you start to fly the nerves cause you to want to pee often. I always used to have to have a last piddle just before taking off. even if it ended up as a trickle, I needed it.

Eventually it's like driving a car, you hold in until the destination, which usually is within an hour anyway

[Brendan]

Hey Guy's
Stop stressing about you having a big P.... what about wanting to do the number 2?????
HKGK !!!

[slysi]

Hey Guy's
Stop stressing about you having a big P.... what about wanting to do the number 2?????
HKGK !!!

Then we are back to incontinence knickers (anybody seen Billy Connolly's explanation of these?)!!!!!

[MILO]

I LOVE THIS SITE! My softness asked me what happens if you need a no 2 & I told her we don't, she said but what if, I said we don't, she said but what if you get the jippo guts... I said we don't.
Still I am not sure what I will do if....
I Guess if the Harvard guys can sit for a couple of hours on a parachute we can too.... By the way the choice condoms are far to small, I did not know they made them any more!

[Gyronaut]

Milo ou grootbek!

This is so funny... fact is that I have just won a chunk of a contract (Tender RT75) to supply Choice condoms to the Dept of Health! 151million of them to be exact! Usually people complain they are too long and our advice is to simply cut off the tip.

Obviously the Witbank water is good for you!

PS Your softness has more pressing issues to worry about than where we 'hang out' by the sound of things.