How to make a Chicken Flatty, the easy way

[Carel]

A chicken is a bird, birds fly, so topic = aviation

[andreb]

technically that would be called "locomotion"

[andreb]

Collins dictionary says:

aviation = art or science of flying aircraft or the design, production and maintenance of aircraft

chicken flatty would need some wings stapled on......

[skidmark]

The aviation got wrapped in tinfoil stuck in a braai grid and wheelied over by a Colt double cab driven by some Zimbabian dude!

[Wargames]

Maybe we need to try a duck flatty next time

[Gadget]

Hey Duck, chickens can fly, that's aviation related and a braai is also aviation related. I once heard this story about how these blokes got bored in rhodesia and threw a chicken out of a cessna to see if it could really fly. Well apparently the chicken returned three days later and is now in front of the pecking order. We are celebrating the early days of flight of chickens. he he he

[John Boucher]

I am not uttering a word..... If I do, it'll be locked!

[Morph]

Not much aviation spoken here in this thread
Lock it!!

Duckie, flying flat chickens, eaten by potentially pissed Aviators is definately aviation related. I know where you are going on this one, but there is no political, religious, defamitory or inciteful statements, unless of course if you are a member of the "Save the chicken" brigade, in which case, I apologise.

[John Boucher]

Does anyone remember the Nando's add a few years ago where the Labrador guide dog leads his blind old lady to an open manhole on purpose? The add ran on the weekend and was banished for life! There were serious objections from Blind organisations (who hated this add) & Chicken consumers (who loved the add)!

Then there was this chic (excuse the pun!) that cleared a table and asked her husband if he was "lus vir voel" ? ..... also Nandos and bugger all happened....

By the way, DON'T TRY TO INSTALL IE8 Beta 1 and think you are going to be able to operate on this forum!

[Gyronaut]

Chickens/Aviation related,

Coming over the mountains at Montague yesterday, Paul in Magni DLS comes on the radio and says "This is how chickens learned to talk".

On the ground I asked him what he meant. He said that chickens never made a sound. When the ox wagons trekked over the Drakensberg they would hang the chickens off the back in a wire cage. Every time the cage swung over the edge the chickens would look down and go "f@k f@k F@K!"



(lighten up Duckie, you need to go fly)

Len

[Duck Rogers]

At least Morph is sharp

[Boer]

Seeing that we agree that the subject of chickens are aviation related I thought I would also contribute to the subject.

[Ranger]

4 Chicks in a jacuzzi.

[Gyronaut]

I reckon 4 legless chicks in a tub would be more fun than 4 headless ones....

[FAWGie]

Speaking of Chickens, somebody e-mailed this to me.....

Why did the chicken cross the road?

ESKOM: I do not care as long as he saved 10% electricity crossing the road.

KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.

JAN F.E. CELLIERS: Dis die hoender, dis die pad, dis al.

NATANIEL: Ek was vreeslik op my nerves vir sy part tot hy anderkant gekom het. Ek dink dit was stunning.

NAAS BOTHA: Aan die einde van die dag maak dit nie saak hoeveel Keer hy oor die straat is nie. Wat saak maak is die telbord.

NELSON MANDELA: It was his long walk to freedom. A true Rainbow chicken.

PIETER-DIRK UYS: Was dit 'n he-chicken of 'n she-chicken? Does it Pik?

ALLAN BOESAK: How can the motives of a chicken who had done so much for chickenhood be questioned? It must have "struggled" to cross the road.

DULLA OMAR: I am sure the chicken is innocent He did what he did because of the apartheid legacy.

NGCONDE BALFOUR: The government will ensure that a fair quota of black chickens cross the road as well.

Why should black chickens remain on this side of the road? I only watch black chickens crossing the road anyway...

TREVOR MANUEL: Makes me think: we don't tax chickens crossing roads yet....

VAN SCHALKWYK: Let's join the chicken and cross the road!

TONY LEON: No matter where the chicken goes, we have the guts to fight back.

DESMOND TUTU: We should have crossed the road with him. Together we will make a difference

THABO MBEKI: I don't really have an opinion about this...

MARK SHUTTLEWORTH: I would have paid a million to see the chicken cross the road!

MUGABE: Stop that chicken! It must be repossessed together with the farm it belongs to. And the farm on the opposite side of the road, where
It was going, and all the chickens on both farms. Repossess it all. And it's nobody's business what I do in my country.

It is Britain 's fault for bringing chickens here anyway.

JACOB ZUMA: The showers were across the road

MANTO: Whish schicken (hic!) - I saw many ...pink shikkins