How to make a Chicken Flatty, the easy way

[Morph]

Sunday afternoon after arriving back from delivering the Bush Baby to Boet in Loeries, Tsotsi invited us, (Ranger, Gadget, Hermon and softness, and myself) for a braai at his place.

Fires were lit, lot's a fuel (dop) flowed and the stories got bigger and bigger. Now Tsotsi had this whole chicken and he wanted to butterfly to braai it. So he cuts it along the breastbone, opens it up and puts it onto one of those braai grids you clamp the meat in. The type you normally do your wors in.

After struggling a few minutes to try and close the braai grid, Ranger comes up with an idea to flatten the chicken a little. Into the kitchen he goes, wraps the whole lot in tin foil, grid, chicken, the lot.

Out to the garage. Here the chicken get's placed and the correct spot and Tsotsi uses his specialised chicken flattening device to flatten it.

Let's just say, it went from a chicken to a snitchel in one swift move

I have the video and at some stage you can hear Ranger telling Tsotsi to "Spin hom"

[Grumpy]

A new meaning to 'fry' straight and level. So what was the wors like?

[Boer]

Bliksem
You okes must have been pis--d.

[3wheels]

Sure looks like there was lots of "fuel"

[Morph]

Let's just say that the decision making processes were slightly clouded by the odd wizzo

Fun was had by all and we kept Panado in business

[Coyote]

I dont know .......... !!! Just how much did you have to drink?
You guys could qualify for the Darwin awards

[Aerosan]

what did you end up eating

[The Agent]

That most certainly wins the 10 year Darwin award.


Shit I had a good laugh.
Were you okes drinking or smoking??????????????

And were you able to rescue some meat or was it just dop?

LOUD

[Gadget]

I catagorickly hic deny any involvement with this event hic. I do however hic know my twin brother was there. He still has the 5 day babbelas. But is was great fun and i cant remember how the chicken, or was it ostrich, tasted.

[Carel]

Suddenly I don`t feel alone about flattening chickens.

An experience about vals tande, chicken bones, a half raw chiken and a a ten pound hammer, oh and KVW (10 years old), Captain Morgan and a jackal.

Luckely digital cameras did not exist when it happened.

Nearly forgot about the Duitse girls with the hairy armpits and legs.

[tsotsi]

what did you end up eating

Chicken Pizza

[Duck Rogers]

This was so flippin hilarious that my wife came to see what I was laughing at
I nearly split my sides!

[ICEMAN]

This was so flippin hilarious that my wife came to see what I was laughing at
I nearly split my sides!

Dont provoke them Mr Rogers, its duck season next!

[Dish]

My word...?/ Thats unbelievable. You okes could think about Franchising that flattening device.. could become Kentucky tyred chicken???

In our part of the world the buzzard would strike back and one of its lazy @ss bones would have punctured the tyre.... then the Flatterer would become the flattee ??? revenge is schweeeeetttt ...dis nou n gemors!!!

Glad you enjoyed the supper...

[Boer]

If you heat up a Cadac steak grill and place that over the chicken before driving over it, it would be cooked and flat sumiltaniously. Just insulate the grill from the 4X4 tyre with some asbestos ceiling board. I am sure you could franchise this. [b]"Kentucky fast flatty" [/b]