Wart seems to have started a trend for new 2-star Generals with that picture posting - therefore I am going to get everyone going.
How about a picture of a
NAKED FANNY
Now all the "Forumites" (male members) may be going "Yeah Yeah Yeah"..
.. and the "Forumettes" (girls) are going "Aww #%$t boring"
.. and the "Forum Gestapo" (Moderators) are going
Wait for it
