Define stupidity

[Duck Rogers]

[ICEMAN]

Duckster, look at these clowns:

[ICEMAN]

A few more

[Duck Rogers]

Them okes on the ladders are not clowns
They're boere! 'cos "n boer maak 'n plan!"

[ICEMAN]

Duck, read your signature........ they only have altitude.

Airspeed, altitude, or brains....you always need at least two

[Duck Rogers]

Hmm..........maybe they're Aussies then
That excludes Sebastian....he's only a wannabe Aussie

[Boer]

Look's like these okes also had severe "Load shedding" problems.

[Tailspin]

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until
one day
he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a
divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,
and
asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds? - Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? - It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand Does either of you have a real grudge? - No,
we have
carport, and not need one.

I mean What are your relations like? - All my relations still in Poland.

Is there any infidelity in your marriage? - We have hi-fidelity stereo and

good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up? - No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger? - No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce? - She going to kill me.

What makes you think that? - I got proof.

What kind of proof? - She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at
drugstore
and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover"