ha ha

[Dish]

Santa Claus was busy preparing his sleigh for his hectic Christmas schedule, when a Civil Aviation Inspector arrived at his facility.



CAA Inspector: “I have come to inspect your sleigh before we can allow you to take to the skies this Christmas.”

Santa: “Good. Come in. I have been expecting you. I have the sleigh out in the yard fully prepared for our test flight.”

CAA Inspector climbs up onto the sleigh carrying with what looks like a high powered rifle: “Looks good. Let’s saddle up and go for a ride”

Santa: “What on earth do you need that rifle for?”

CAA Inspector: “Be prepared. You are going to lose one of your engines on take-off!”

[John Boucher]

Brilliant.....

Have you possibly considered sending this to CAA?

Might cause NATIONWIDE chaos - excuse the pun!