At the risk of placing my neck over the guillotine just to see what it feels like, here goes;
Volunteering to join committees is often done for various reasons.
Some enjoy the exclusive parking bay. Others enjoy the monthly biscuit and coffee (read into that what you will) official leave of absence from the wife to mingle with like- minded buddies chewing the fat over there favourite pastime.
Some like to be included in the yearly backslap / award / piss-up photograph. Some carry the weight like a martyr to gauge sympathy from the beneficiaries / sponges.
Some are in the industry and have a vested interest in the affairs whist others recognise the good/ experience that they have gained and want to contribute to improving for the good of all and then some decide “ If I don’t, someone else is jus gonna fu%^k things upâ€Â
Everyone starts the year with good intentions - to maintain and improve the lot for the better of all. Firstly, fix the crap of the predecessors, shake out the cobwebs, confront the issues and communicate with the members.
Lekker.
“Who complained? Fu#k you. You can’t fire me coz you haven’t paid me. You don’t know what you’ve got. I’ll just sit in the corner, drink my beers and slowly enjoy the self- destruction coz without my backbone you okes are jellyâ€Â

“Sorry, but all I asked was the phone numberâ€Â

Anyway, that rules me out of contention for Round Table President.
Point is: with flying, I know Jack Sh$t. but I can organise a piss-up in a brewery. I can’t attend meetings, I’ll have to swing the conversation to beers in order to argue with authority and I don’t have any answers. That’s why I don’t join committees.
But if you tell me what you need, where I can help, where I must sign, what I must do, I’m your man.
I don’t wonna feel guilty or be ungrateful coz someone is putting effort into my cause when I don’t even know what he’s doing.
Isn’t it time that we can communicate on forums and get collective response without having to schlep to meetings and sub committees and if not, then why not? Between us all, we should cover the technical, admin, financial, legals and the socials.
OK, well that rules me out.
