Morph put's his foot in it again - literally (Graphic)

[John Young]

IT WASN'T ME

Just for once Gadget you bad influence.

Eina Eish Morph - but Scribbletjies is right - not the "prettiest toes" I ever saw.

Regards
John ZU-CIB

[Duck Rogers]

My Ma het altyd gesê: "Trek aan jou bleddie skoene!"
Like the TV ad says...."en lyste vi djou ma!!"
Hey Morph, watch out you don't hurt your toes

[GR8-DAD]

Sulke regte Nik-Naks tone...

[kb]

Morph, great story, but do you want sympathy.....

[Wingless Nut]

GR8-DAD wrote;

Sulke regte Nik-Naks tone...

Lyk vir my soos 3 Nik-Naks en 'n "Cheese-Puff"

[Morph]

Hey, you are hurting it's feelings. Now how can it heal with all these negative, derogatory remarks about it. I am suing all of you for toe defamation

As soon as my beautiful foot is healed, I am going to hunt you down and plant it firmly and deeply where the sun don't shine

[DieselFan]

Ouch Morph thats looks painful and ugly, the bleeding toe too!

toe defamation

More like toe inflamation...whats worst is did you rip your toe out instictively or leave it there for them to first remove the innocent trike?

You ever seen a movie called Christine perhaps just perhaps.

It's also your bodies way of saying you need to fly soon man and get off this dangerous earth

Good luck on the healing!

[Griffin]

I question Morphs misuse of this forum to publish his version of the events that lead up to the injury. There are so many inconsistencies in this sordid story. I have two eyewitness accounts of what really happened.

One person heard one of Morph's hanger mates suggested that CLUless was creating disharmony in the hanger and that he, and his trike, should be kicked out. Morph, being a simple soul, took him literally.

The other version, which I personally feel has more credibility, Is that Morph, in a state of confusion after a long "building" session with Ranger, mistook the CLUmobile for his motorbike and tried to kick start it. We may never know the truth but either of these stories is more believable Morph's far fetched version.

[Morph]

whats worst is did you rip your toe out instictively or leave it there for them to first remove the innocent trike?

If I had ripped it out, I would have ripped it off. Like I said, I asked CLU-less very softly, sweetly and gently to remove his trike

[No Fly Now]

whaddaya know.............the four-toe'd sloth

[Perry]

Hiya Morph,

Your toe will heal...

We did away with the ramp k@k with trikes a year ago - these systems result in aches and pains and cause general mayhem to humans and aircraft when one runs away.

We found a solution that you oakes in RSA may wish to consider. I first had the idea here in Oz when wathcing V8 Racing when they jack cars up at the back wheels and wheel them into a garage...

The unit is termed a "Go-Jack". These units work like a charm on our DTA's with 6" wheels - the go jack can be modified to suite smaller diameter wheels. The cheapest site I found was listed below:

http://www.gotools.com.au/GoJack.htm

The go jack works on the principal of sneaking the wheel up off the ground onto the support castors - this allows you to wheel the trikes sideways with minimum fuss.

Ours cost us AU$500 (R2800) for 4 units. You may find it cheaper to copy them in RSA as they are quite heavy (25kg each) and postage will cost a trike or three?

Regards

[Gadget]

Griffin, I believe you hit the nail on the head, or is that the toe on the nail. Any case, after spending numerous consumption hours with the morphineated person and his unsturdy henchman Ranger I have also become accustomed to stories of the truth, the half truth and anything but the truth.

I would like to suggest we start a committee of underseek(die ingelse taal en ek is nie sukke groot pelle nie) with regards to the previously abbreviated situation of half truths that needs to be renegotiated with the previous regime and was also allways the fault of the previously dis-advantaged. I hope I stated that as clear as mud, like our current day politicians.

In short, we need n raad van ondersoek na die voorafgaande gebeure.

I solemly suggest we take two or three cases of beer, a few kilograms of wors and braaivleis, and for those cape connosieuars(ag hel hier gaan ons al weer met die groot woorde) n little bit of wydkyk twak. We then make ourselves comfortable in fornt of the ClUed friends hanger and deliciously discuss the aforegoing events.

It is my firm believe that the morphed person has done this injustice to a trike on purpose. I think I saw copiuos amounts of liquor being carried to him after the incident as well as some softness's cooing and ooing and aaiing all over him, something like the virgin add on tv. This man is devious and dangerous we must look after him with a keen eye. No ones trike is safe from this fix wing fiend. He should be fined for his behaviour and hung by his good toes for half an hour from the windsock pole(just long enough so we can get a headstart on the beer).

This I solemly swear my swaar and forever hold my rotax.

Yours in whatever,

The Gadgeteer.

[Aerosan]

One person heard one of Morph's hanger mates suggested that CLUless was creating disharmony in the hanger and that he, and his trike, should be kicked out. Morph, being a simple soul, took him literally.

Ek hoop nie hy het probleme met sy huishulp nie want ekke wil nie sien as hy die ousie in die pad moet steek nie nou nou trap n bus hulle..............................................

[John Young]

I suggest that we take two or three cases of beer, a few kilograms of wors and braaivleis, and a little bit of wydkyk twak.

The necessary ingredients for a Morningstar Bosbaraad

Gadgeteer - have you still got stock of the wydkyk twak or must I send you a refill of the good ol' KZN Green Ganja

Regards
John ZU-CIB

[CLU-less]

OK! OK! so i've been keeping a low profile.
Actually I was wondering why I couldnt get CLU to come all the way onto the trolley when I heard Mr Cool (Morph) and Deon (my son) calmly announcing that his bloody toe was stuck in the thing.
Well I nearly died and very quickly let CLU go.
Get well soon Morp and thanks anyway.