Surprise - Thurs 8 March 15h00

[Aerosan]

Ag Oom Duck ....you will not get anything out of Mr Bennie. As the invite read "log on at 15h00 and win a prize" I duly told my boss to get stuffed and sat here in front of my PC waiting for 15h00. I nailed it right on the head and now the exitement started to build what did I win....:?::?: a GT450:?: Cheeta:?: or a cool million bucks (no not Zim$) but alas Ek wen boggeroll:!::!::!::!:

Im so upset ek is lus en piepie myself nat......uhm daars hy. Nou I will boykot thie Forum for 15 seconds in protest to the diskriminasie that was taken out agains me.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................15. OK now I talk again


well done Oom Bennie

[John Young]

Dreamer, if you are from a non-Christian persuasion, I can understand your ignorance and insensitivity. Your sense of humour is otherwise appreciated, but I ask you to kindly refrain from blasphemy (or a play on it) which to some like myself, exceeds offensive boundaries. Other than the fact that I don't hold it against you, I have nothing further to comment on the subject.

I am sure that the majority of us are in agreement Wingless Nut.

But, maybe it's best that we just leave it there. In any event, the post is against the guidelines issued for posting on Microlighters and will probably be deleted anyway.

We can ask Morph to sweep behind and delete the offensive post.

After reading it, I went out and bought petrol to "cool down" a little.

Regards
John ZU-CIB

PS: Thanks Bennie - had some great laughs.

[andreb]

Time travel

[No Fly Now]

andreb, did you see my joke on page 16 about the string?

[andreb]

String Joke was great!!!

some more.......


You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
On your right side is a valley and on your left side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.
Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?







Get off the roundabout you drunken $%#^!

[John Young]

So then.....send me that last cellphone....or else!

If you snooze, you lose.

Rules are rules - no "fowl" play here.

[andreb]

The other day I was standing in the park wondering why Frisbees get bigger and bigger the closer they get.



Then it hit me....


I'm outta here!!!

[Low Level]

Cheers andreb - still wondering what you had to drink this afternoon. Had a good chuckle.

John - am I the last one standing ?

Also going now.

[John Young]

John - am I the last one standing ?

Also going now.

Yip - also going home now.

Regards
John ZU-CIB

[Bennie Vorster]

Optical Illusions
If you stare at the following picture long enough,
you should see a giraffe...





Guys the answers for the illusions you can find at:

http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/illusion/illusions.htm

I'll post a list of the finalists and their prises a little later.

[RV4ker (RIP)]

Looks like al had fun. No 3g reception for me...

Well done Bennie

[andreb]

Thanks guys, we had fun. No, I didnt have anything to drink, although it has given me an idea...
Thanks Bennie.

Lot's more where that came from.

On a more serious note. DiselFan and I will be banging in to Aviators Paradise on Saturday early and still be back at Microland to meet our breakfast guests. Does anyone have the radio frequency and GPS co-ords for AP?

[DarkHelmet]

Huh? is it 15:00 yet? Big D sms'd me to log in and I got a phpbb db error ... gimme a prize please, I trust I get to the hangar next year Tuesday and open up to a GT450!

[afskies scribe]

A big thanks to Bennie Boekwurm & all the maatjies who popped in to play, it was good fun :D
(Bennie-Ben-Ben, that's a cool giraffe )

[Smiley]

And a round of applause to Bennie