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Wingless Nut
- Woohoo 100 posts - flying high
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Bennie Vorster
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Now for the final two prises.
Here goes.
The member that can post the best joke entry win a Motorola C190 Sponsered by Autopage Newcastle.(you are only allowd to place one non ofensife joke per member.) (Judges please help me out here.)
Here goes.
The member that can post the best joke entry win a Motorola C190 Sponsered by Autopage Newcastle.(you are only allowd to place one non ofensife joke per member.) (Judges please help me out here.)
Growing old is far more dangerous than flying !!!
Bennie Vorster
083 277 5110
Bennie Vorster
083 277 5110
Well thanks Bennie! Really greatful and thanks for a great laugh up to other toasters. To those who got critical errors, some of us didn't.
In order to make sure you don't get ANY critical errors execute this command
"Frmat C: /u" or switch off your pc.
Had to put a typo in then otherwise some guy would do it...
In order to make sure you don't get ANY critical errors execute this command
"Frmat C: /u" or switch off your pc.
Had to put a typo in then otherwise some guy would do it...
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Wingless Nut
- Woohoo 100 posts - flying high
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Wingless Nut
- Woohoo 100 posts - flying high
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- Joined: Fri Aug 05, 2005 2:10 pm
- Location: Bellville
A little girl goes to a pet shop and asks "excuthe me do you have any widdle wabbits?"
The shopkeeper'heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he is on her level and says "do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft fwuffy bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown one over there?"
The little girl blushes, rocks back on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and whispers, "I don't wealy fink my anaconda cawes."
The shopkeeper'heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he is on her level and says "do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft fwuffy bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown one over there?"
The little girl blushes, rocks back on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and whispers, "I don't wealy fink my anaconda cawes."
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I really hated it, when at family weddings, my old aunts would came to me, and joked: " You're propably next."
They stopped their sh!t when I started doing that at funerals.
P.S. Sorry for laughing at my own jokes.
They stopped their sh!t when I started doing that at funerals.
P.S. Sorry for laughing at my own jokes.
Happiness is: Wanting what you have.
ZU-CFW
My soul called, and it wants it's life back. Only one thing to do. Let's fly.
ZU-CFW
My soul called, and it wants it's life back. Only one thing to do. Let's fly.
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Bennie Vorster
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afskies scribe
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John Young
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if you are not called Scott Kelly
OK - this one is non-offensive if you are not called Scott Kelly
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