Kiss my @ss

[Duck Rogers]

As most of you will know by now, my dear friend Susanna Boesman aka Aerosan, has been struggling with the propeller and re-drive setup on his plane for the last 5 months.
Now, Susanna, being a very clever boy, refused to listen to good advice and reasoning gathered through the years by the esteemed Mr Rogers, and proceeded to fall around and fiddle with re-drives, new bearings for the re-drive, adjustable prop and fixed pitch prop etc.etc. ad nauseum.
Oh, and don't forget the lemon of a 618 he first had in the plane. He fiddled and whinged so much that I eventually sold him my 582 off my plane just to get him to shut up! But still, he hanna-hanna-ed and tried this, then that, then something else again. Everytime the same ole story "I can't get enough rpm out of this plane".
Eventually he tried to convince me to let him have my E-box and my propeller so he can conduct another "test". That was when I decided "enough is enough". So I says "Stop your kak now and listen up!" You have an adjustable pitch Warp drive prop, don't you? Now come with me and let's go and adjust that prop for the correct rpm"
"Ja, ok, but....." He started again. "No buts! This time just listen and do as I say!"
So we adjusted the prop and did a static run-up. Not enough rpm. So we adjusted it again. Now we gotta da plenty rpm's! "Ja but...... the guys at Warp recommend xyz pitch setting and now we've gone too fine", he goes on again!
"Susanna my boy, just stop fiddling and go fly the plane. To hell with what every Tom, Dick, Harry and his dog has to say about it. It WILL work and when it does, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!" was my last words to him.
So he agreed and went to do a proving flight..........

[Bennie Vorster]

And

[DieselFan]

Good thing I sorted my pitch out myself! When in doubt kiss Duck feathers

[DarkHelmet]

This is WAY too porno for a respected public forum guys!

No more or you will be banned!

Grats on getting Aerosan in the air at last Duckie!

[Aerosan]

Well in my defence...I tried

Let me just say this never ever ever in your whole life say to someone" if this works Ill kiss your as......." because sometimes it works and then, espesially if you made this bet in front of witnesses, you have to kiss some ass.

Well at least my plane is now flying well and Ill be going places so it took some ass kissing to get there but at least Im flying.

San

P.s. now I wonder who`s ass the gans is going to kiss to get his plane into the air??

[Arnulf]

Sannie Boy, I know why you did not want him to drop his silk rods.
Because he did not shave!

[The Agent]

Mooi so Renier los die man nou dat hy sy errie ook klaar kry.

[Tailspin]

Well done Aerosan

Finally you can fly in to crosswinds

Duckie i suppose that is the closest you will ever get to a real kiss in your life

[afskies scribe]

After spending so much time together on adjusting this & that & the other, Oom Eend & Susanna definitely need to get out more
So, Duckie darling, shake your tailfeathers & get your aerie going - then you guys can get up there & fly united the view's a damn sight better than Sannie was subjected to during the butt-kissing episode

[Cali]

[Thunderboy]

Good one lets see you at Wingfield this weekend now

[Aerosan]

Thanx for the support guys and gents I need counseling now and was hoping to get a fund together the "help San get his mind cleared" fund. Other option is - is there hypnotist in the house? Im aiming for total memory loss

Arnulf, problem is not only didnt he shave he uhm..... well lets just say I saw a couple of dead fly`s there

[Tailspin]

..... well lets just say I saw a couple of dead fly`s there

Dude OVERSHARE

[Aerosan]

Gavin I believe in share and share alike

[Tailspin]

Eish

Getting all these horrible pic's of Duckies hind quarters is really upsetting my delicate stomach