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DILEMMA

Postby nicow » Mon Jan 19, 2015 7:21 am

A STUDENT ASKED HIS ENGLISH PROFESSOR, “WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF A
DILEMMA?"

THE PROFESSOR SAID, “WELL, THERE'S NOTHING BETTER THAN AN EXAMPLE TO
ILLUSTRATE THAT”.

"IMAGINE THAT YOU ARE LYING IN A BIG BED WITH A BEAUTIFUL AROUSED NAKED
YOUNG WOMAN ON ONE SIDE, AND AN EXCITED GAY MAN ON THE OTHER - WHO ARE
YOU GOING TO TURN YOUR BACK ON?"
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Re: DILEMMA

Postby avgas » Mon Jan 19, 2015 7:25 am

:shock: :shock: :shock: EISH
Nou verstaan ek dit ook (^^) maar dit kom naby aan 'n ander woord wat ek aan kan dink.
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Re: DILEMMA

Postby Duck Rogers » Wed Jan 21, 2015 9:33 pm

I have never laughed as much ...this cracked me up!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: DILEMMA

Postby Thatchman » Thu Jan 22, 2015 9:17 am

A man said to his wife that he bet that she could not say anything that made him both happy and sad at the same time.

After a moments thought she said that he had the biggest penis out of all his friends. (**) (**) (**) (**) (**)
Parasitic Drag: A pilot who bums a ride and complains about the service.

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