The Secrets......

[Sad-Ham]

The 5 secrets of a perfect relationship.

1) It's important to find a woman who cooks , cleans up and has a good job.

2) It's important to find a woman who can make you laugh.

3) It's important to find a woman who you can trust and who does'nt lie to you.

4) It's important to find a woman who is great in bed and who likes sex any time of day or night.

THE MOST IMPORTANT SECRET IS SECRET NUMBER 5.

5) It is of the utmost importance that these 4 women do not know each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RV4ker (RIP)]

Brill...

[Tumbleweed]

To the wives and girlfriends ....... hope they never meet

[Aerosan]

Remember the golden rule: Lie to your wife but NEVER EVER lie to your girlfriend, because your wife will not tell your girfriend but your girlfriend WILL tell your wife

[The Agent]

The day you find all of that in one woman I want her.