Zimbabwe Democracy

[Chapman]

Robert Mugabe, his wife Grace and their two children decided to go on holiday to relax a bit. His wife and the two children wanted to go to Europe but Robert wanted to go to Mauritues. Robert suggested they must vote to make it fair and everyone agreed. After the voting was done they counted the votes;- 3 in favour of Europe and 68 in favour of Mauritues. Afrika is Leeu wêreld, hier k@k 'n Tier!!!!

[Loco]

Yeah apparently 3 out of every 2 citizens voted for Bob in the last election

[vernon11]

[Robbie Shaw]

Majority rulers.......... and has for 33 years...... And will do as long as he is in that seat... Very sad.....

[Turbo]

Mmhh the tables turn, and man o man when it comes round, it bliksems you with interest!
For that day .....i cannot wait! I don't think there will be enough alcohol or money to buy enough alcohol to celebrate that pricks fall.

[Robbie Shaw]

We should give them knives, loaded weapons and lots of alcohol, lock them up in a secret location and see who is the last man standing ...... Lol..... Its called Population control I.... Lol

[Turbo]

+1 !!

[Peter.L.]

Anyone noticed how, for the last few years, all elections in Africa have been declared "Free and Fair" by the various election monitors, however, the recent one in Zims was declared "Free and Peaceful"! Probably becaue fairness is a totally foreign concept to Uncle Bob and his Merry Gang!

[Turbo]

hahaha -- i wonder who owns the electoral commision and the election process itself?!

there is no way on earth that our elections are fair -- not with a cocky president who claims that the ANC will be in power until Jesus returns!