I asked if I could borrow a newspaper and he said...This is the 21st century old man, here, use my iPad.
Let me tell you, that &^%$# fly never knew what hit it!
Flyday Humour
Flyday Humour
I was visiting my daughter and son in law last night.
I asked if I could borrow a newspaper and he said...This is the 21st century old man, here, use my iPad.
Let me tell you, that &^%$# fly never knew what hit it!
I asked if I could borrow a newspaper and he said...This is the 21st century old man, here, use my iPad.
Let me tell you, that &^%$# fly never knew what hit it!
If you can fly today - leave everything else for tomorrow
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Re: Flyday Humour
A blind man 
wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the server, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice the woman next to him says:
"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you're blind -- that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
"No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the server, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice the woman next to him says:
"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you're blind -- that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
"No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
If you can fly today - leave everything else for tomorrow
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