The cat comes again

[witwillem]

Jis peoples here on the vlakte you jus see stof en klippe if it is not a john deere then it is a Massey Furgussen but now it is it ploeg en plant tyd .
Ja last season we had a big oes and now pa phone the bank manager every day and ask him what he makes wif pa s money - jus like the blerrie manager from Absa make wif my pa last year wen we ask for n oeslening .
Ou Vaal jan vannemerwe - he is eksuly Blik stefaans - alles blink maar onner stink he is out farming - uitgeboer in July and the farm is sold toe such a witbleek english man wif two names . it seems as if his mother must have had difficult birth she name him two times Blair - white ja - n regte blerrie engelseman . Chales wif upperlip blair white .
He come from Kloef in Natal and he want to farm here on the vlakte .
Hid wife Mary anne bring some cats when they come to look at the farm Nogal in hokkies in the back of the land rover .
My Ma say she must put some botter on the cats foots when they comme other wise they get lost and go back to Kloef.
My ma say she will maak them mak for them , so they leaves this regte engelse katte wif my ma. Ma smeers their foots wif plaas botter and puts them in the spaar kamer for too weeks and when the bure comes they takes the cats back too the new hous . One day and the cats are weg like last weeks rain - Konsternasie oppie plaasie - The blerrie cats is nogal devonshir rex cats - dit lyk of hulle brandsiek het - hulle hettie hare nie soos n kaalgat perke ja .
Wifin one day the cats is lekker tuis by mainnie spaarkamer -
The bure kollekts hulle cats and away they goes .
next day they stay there and then they is gone again and wragtag they come to us again wifin two days - pa phone ou bles wit and he comes to colllect the cats alweer .
Pa gives him a few dops of the blits and the auntie gets lekker laf and they say they will go for a drive and amkes the cats deurmekaar so they cant get lost and come to us again - pa say here comes a thing .
The next day the boss boy phone us and say they peoples dont come back - maybe they get rob or high jack here .
Pa grabs his phone and he phone ou charles and he say we must bring the cats if tey come to us - they dont get lost and ou charels is lost and the petrol is finish and they dont no weher they are - ja die blerrie Engelse het verlore geraak oppie vlakte - we get them in two hour but the cats is home wen we get home ja - Greetings Willempie

[nicow]

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