SWAMBO

[Tinkerbell]

I have a new name for all your Softness': SWAMBO or She Who Always Must Be Obeyed.

[Gyronaut]

Pfffft, dit sallie dag wees...
but shh, don't tell my softness I said that

[vernon11]

Pfffft, dit sallie dag wees...
but shh, don't tell my softness I said that

He He

[THI]

Sy wat altyd met besim opstyg??

[Tinkerbell]

'n Besem is 'n wonderlike ding - lekker lang stok om mee te sl@@n!

[Tinkerbell]

Ag nee, Thinus, dit was eintlik onnodig. Marius looi my nou met besem-opmerkings!

[THI]

Ek het iewers iets gehoor van "If women loose their angels wings they carry on flying...with their brooms"

[Boet]

Mmmmmm. Ja. En as julle nie versigtig is nie en mamma sien als wat julle hier kwyt raak, dan slaap julle almal vanaand op die welkom-matjie voor die agterdeur se stoep!!

[Gyronaut]

Thinus !! Welgedaan! Dis net 'n Sycamore eienaar wat so skerp kan wees!



My Skoonma het haar eie besem parkeerplek op ons erf. En sy is ok daarmee.



10/10 Thi. Hoe lekker lag ek nou...

[Tinkerbell]

I have a new name for all your Softness': SWAMBO or She Who Always Must Be Obeyed.

Or SWATSIO
She Who Always Think She Is Obeyed

[Alkemac]

My wife and I were staying with her parents during our early years of being married, and I happened to walk out the back door one morning, and my mother in law, was standing, with that far away look in her eyes, staring at the blue skies, while holding a formidable grass broom..... ... that was when I said "...isn't it a little early for a ride ?"

That was when I had to duck very quickly to avoid the same broom being swung at my head!

[mak]

I must apologize, not sure who left the box open, hopefully been rectified now

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[Tinkerbell]

MAK didn't think this through. Who has a bed for him tonight?

[Zim Zulu]

A couple had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally, the gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.
'I would like it infrequently' she replied.
The gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned over towards her and whispered – “Is that one word or two?”

[Gyronaut]

MAK, you're either VERY brave, or VERY stupid.
I prefer to think brave. If I tried something like that my bed would be in the dogbox and my dinner in the dog.