Some humor for today!

[Alkemac]

I'm sure these shots dont happen that often

[The Agent]

A man goes into the bookstore and asks the young lady assistant:

"Do you have that new book out for men with short penises? I can't remember the title."

She replies, "I'm not sure if it's in yet."

The man replies, "That's the one, I'll take a copy!!"

[Alkemac]

Gatiep en Meraai is baie honger and loop die vis mark verby. Gatiep kry hierdie idée dat Meraai ‘n vis moet steel, en in haar onderbroek wegsteek.. Toe se sy vir Gatiep “..maar dit gaan stink!”

Gatiep se toe “..maak net die vissie se neus toe!”