Saturday morning funny

[Duck Rogers]

Seeing as how I can't see my neighbour's house through the mist and
rain this morning, I thought I'd post a little funny to cheer us up on this gloomy day :D

What is a crocodile?
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Answer:
The crokodile is a specially built so long because the flatter the
better swimmer. At the front of the crokodile is the head. The head
exists almost only of teeth. Behind the crokodile the tail grows.
Between the head and the tail is the crokodile. A crokodile without a
tail is called a rotweiler. A crokodiles body is civered with handbag
material. He can throw his tail off if he gets a fright but it doesn't
happen much because a crokodile is scared of nothing.

A crokodile stays under the water because if you were so ugly, you
would also stay under the water. It is good that a crokodile stays
under the water because a person gets such a big fright if a crokodile
catches you that he first has to rinse you off before he can eat you.
A crokodile isn't hardly as dangerous as people say he is, except if
he catches you. The longer he bites you, the more it hurts. Very old
crokodiles suck their people and buck that they catch dead.

If you eat him, he is a crokosatie. A crokodile did not learn to swim
with his arms so he uses his tail. The little brother of a crokodile
is a lizard. The slow sister of the crokodile is a chamelon. The gay
brother of the crokodile is a dafodil. And the crokodil also has a
dead brother, the frikadel.