Why men end up in hospital

[THI]

A woman standing nude in front of a mirror, says to her husband, "I
look horrible, I feel fat & ugly, pay me a compliment."
He replies, "Your eyesight is perfect."

Wife gets naked & asks hubby, "What turns you on more, my pretty Face
or my sexy body?"
Hubby looks her up & down and replies, "Your sense of humour!"