OOps.

[Bennie Vorster]

Luckely we have freedom of speach here in the new SA.


:D :D :D

In the year 2010, The Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in
South Africa, and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over
populated and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another
Ark and save two of every living thing along with a few good humans."


He gave Noah the blueprints, saying, "You have six months to build
the ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40
nights".

Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard.....
but no ark.




"Noah", He asked, "I'm about to start the rain! Where is the Ark ?"
"Forgive me, Lord," begged Noah. "But things have changed. I needed
a building permit. I've been arguing with the inspector about the need
for a fire detection and sprinkler system. My neighbours claim that I've
violated the neighbourhood zoning laws by building the Ark in my
yard and exceeding the height limitations. We had to go to the
Development Appeal Board for a decision.


Then South African Transport and Eskom demanded a bond be posted for the
future costs of moving power, trolley and other overhead obstructions, To
clear the passage for the Ark 's move to the sea. I argued that the Sea
would be coming to us, but they would hear nothing of it.


Getting the wood was another problem. There's a ban on cutting local
trees in order to save the Giant Spotted Owl. I tried to convince
the environmentalists that I needed the wood to save the owls. But no
go!


When I started gathering the animals, I got sued by an animal rights
group. They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their
will. As well, they argued the accommodation was too restrictive and it
was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in a confined space.


Then Kort Broek (short pants) of Environment Affairs ruled that I couldn't build
the Ark until they'd conducted an environmental impact study on your
proposed flood.


I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Human Rights
Commission on how many previously disadvantaged individuals I'm
supposed to hire for my building crew.


Also, the trades unions say I can't use my sons. They insist I have to
hire only Union workers with Ark building experience.


To make matters worse, the Customs and Revenue via the Scorpions
seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to leave the country illegally
with endangered species.


So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least ten years for me to
finish this Ark."



Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow
stretched across the sky. Noah looked up in wonder and asked, "You
mean you're not going to destroy the world?".


"No", said the Lord. "The South African Government beat me to it!"

[Boet]

Jaa, hulle fok alles op!! Goeie een Ben.