Dr Ruth

[Sad-Ham]

Dear Dr. Ruth,

I am a crack dealer in Kempton Park, Gauteng who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Hillbrow and one of my sisters, who lives in Benoni, is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Brakpan. I have two brothers; one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Leeukop Central Prison for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Yeoville. She is now a part time "working girl ". All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her that my cousin is the SA Cricket Captain? I don't want to lose her.

Signed,

Worried About My Reputation

[Tumbleweed]

Well, lucky,

Things could be worse. I think you need to check out her family's credentials.

You don't want anyone from her side being a traffic cop, car guard, SABC Licence inspector or even worse, coming from Cape Town.

[Griffin]

Well, lucky,

Things could be worse. I think you need to check out her family's credentials.

You don't want anyone from her side being a traffic cop, car guard, SABC Licence inspector or even worse, coming from Cape Town.

Delta you are dead meat!!!!


What is wrong with being a car guard?

[Aerosan]

I am a car guard

[Tumbleweed]

Even worse, a BLOU BULL

[Boet]

Or working for the CAA.......












Hat, coat, tekkies, door...........

[DieselFan]

Or working for the CAA.......












Hat, coat, tekkies, door...........

Is that the CAA attire?

[Biggles]

Is that the CAA attire?

What? the door?