aint it the truth (Friday humor)

[Alkemac]

Apologies to the fellow aviator - I didnt get your name, but you fly out of Rieties ( I got this off his t shirt)

Airplanes vs Women

Airplanes usually kill you quickly; a woman takes her time
Airplanes can be turned on by the flick of a switch
Airplanes dont get mad if you do a "touch and go"
Airplanes dont object to a pre flight inspection
Airplanes come with a manual to explain their operation
Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations
Airplanes can be flown anytime of the month
Airplanes dont come with inlaws
Airplanes dont care about how many other other airplanes you've flown before
Airplanes dont go green with envy when next to a better looking airplane
Airplanes and pilots arrive at the same time
Airplanes dont mind if you look at other airplanes
Airplanes dont mind if you buy airplane magazines
Airplanes expect to be tied down
Airplanes dont comment on your piloting skills
Airplanes dont whine unless something is really wrong
However, when Airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually not good..

[Bundy]

Sheesh...there must be some BIG okes hanging round at Rieties!

[nicow]

So true...