Surprise - Thurs 8 March 15h00

[Dreamer]

some clever ones there, almost as clever as my one

[Low Level]

C'mon Bennie - with two more prizes you can keep pushing me to 100 posts and yourself to 1000.

[Dreamer]

Is that Scott in the corner with the red face?

[andreb]

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their
passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made
passionate love all afternoon.

Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8:00 PM.
As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes
outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she
nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home.

"Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house.

"Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my
secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and
didn't wake up until eight o'clock."

The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying *****! You've
been playing golf!"

[botha]

Good day, Good night, CHEERS BENNIE!!!

[Bennie Vorster]

Any one still want to post for the Motorola C190?

[andreb]

A man walks into a nightclub one night. He goes up to the bar and asks
for a beer. "Certainly, Sir, that'll be 1 cent."

"One Cent?", exclaimed the man. So the man glances over at the menu and
asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with chips, peas and a
fried egg?"

"Certainly Sir," replies the barman, "but that comes to real money."

"How much money?" inquires the man.

"4 cents," the bartender replied.

"Four Cents?", exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"

The bartender replied, "Upstairs, with my wife."

The man says, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"

The bartender replied, "The same thing that I'm doing to his business."

[andreb]

Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by
his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face. Her
praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips
began to move slightly.

"Becky my darling," he whispered.

"Hush my love," she said. "Rest, don't talk."

He was insistent. "Becky," he said in his tired voice, "I have something
that I must confess."

"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Becky, everything's
all right, go to sleep."

"No, no. I must die in peace, Becky I slept with your sister, your best
friend, her best friend and your mother!"

"I know, my sweet one" whispered Becky, "just be quiet and let the
poison work.."

[Dreamer]

Jesus ran into the barn one day, went up to Joseph and said "you called father"...."No sorry son" said Joseph "I just hit my finger with the hammer"

[Tumbleweed]

Dude sits down on a bar chair accross this stunning babe.

"I'm hungry for a man" she says.

"I'm a man" he answers.

She's says,"I'm hungry, not fu#$%^ing starved"

[DieselFan]

AndreB's #2 and lDel

[Low Level]

Geeeeez Bennie - 1168 views in one hour.

14:55 - 1442
15:55 - 2610

That must be a new record

Good fun.

[John Young]

Here comes the plane ...

[Bennie Vorster]

My vote goes to andreb.

Well done, please PM me with your Bo Box and contact details so we can send your gift to you.


The member that can post the best joke entry win a Motorola C190 Sponsered by Autopage Newcastle.(you are only allowd to place one non ofensife joke per member.) (Judges please help me out here.)

[Bennie Vorster]

Ok Last Prise.

The member that tells us the best kept Boo-Boo secret that happened at their airfield. Win a Motorola C261 Sponserd by MTN Newcastle.( Judges please help me out here.)