Uncle Spuddy

[Bacardi]

Spuddy my buddy

You need Klipdrift, lots of it. Your system has been leached and weakened by all that smooth Remy. Klippies will make you strong again. With Coke.

And get a mozzie HT zapper, that griddy thingy with the light that calls them furghers to their demise. Best thing ever since Klipdrift.

Never use 2-ply toilet paper. That is for sissies.

Only ever listen to music of Donovan, Barry Ryan, John Rowles, The Marbles and Lulu.

Read the Toa Te Ching.

Do not waste a hard-on and never trust a fart.

You are most welcome to visit me in Pretoria and fly in the Stofmot, but the last one off the trike has to clean the seats.

Strongs

Bac

[Gyronaut]

Huh??

Donovan, Barry Ryan, John Rowles, The Marbles and Lulu

who dey?

Do not waste a hard-on and never trust a fart.

now THAT is good advice!!

Hear Hear Barcardi!

Listen to the man Spud ol' bud, he knows of what he speaks!

[Uncle Spud Murphy]

Spuddy my buddy

You need Klipdrift, lots of it. Your system has been leached and weakened by all that smooth Remy. Klippies will make you strong again. With Coke.

You are most welcome to visit me in Pretoria and fly in the Stofmot, but the last one off the trike has to clean the seats.

Strongs

Bac

Groete Bacardi and to you all,

Good advice has been given regarding the mossies and softness and I are beginning to repel borders so we are. Candles burning, local food, that strange thing you stick in the electric socket, klippie and the zapper sprays. They is all being put to good use so they are. Mossie b@stards fed well in the beginning, eating less of us now.

"last one off the Trike has to clean the seat". Nah, not me mate. Nothing you do on a Trike or 3 axis would leave a stain on these underpants but to be sure, you are more than welcome to try your best to make it so heheheheheh

You know, the problem in replying to a lot of comments is that you cannot remember everything said and then get angry at yourself when you see who you have forgotton after submitting the message. Jammer guys. I and the softness appreciate everything you say even if we fail to acknowledge the comment, we have read it so dankie, all of you

Opened a Bank Account so we have now and taking just one day at a time. Life here in SA is so much different to the life we had in UK. It is all very strange and what is also strange is that unlike our previous trips to the Grandson, Softling and decent Son-in-Law we ain't packing the suitcase to go back after three weeks so we ain't. Removed the Wranglers and cowboy boots when we arrived in Phalaborwa and have worn shorts (Not a pretty sight) and flips every day since. Weird but I have to say it feels good. Jeez, this is not like me, not on Hanger Talk anyway. I normally have more fun winding you okes up and that does not take a lot of doing, dead easy in fact heheheheheheh

Give me time guys. Need to settle into this new life first but asseblief, carry on with the pom bashing because what goes around comes around so it does and remember. I know more buttons to press about you than you do about me and do forgive me for chuckling now about what is possibly to come. I love you guys so I do. In all my sixty one summers I have never known a race of people like you and look forward to knowing you better.

Alles van die beste
And from the softness to

[swiftprop]

Hey Uncle Spud
I will give you a call this weekend over the landline. Just have to do some things first. As I live in Knysna I am forced to go and sit next to the Gou Kamma river for the day tomorrow with a bunch of friends and braai, braai and braai! Once I am back from that I will give you a ring otherwise on Sunday after church unless another friend forces me to go and fly. To be serious what a priveledge to be living in Paradise. Been here in this part of the country for nearly 15 years and still appreciate it. But there are so many nice distractions. Just come back from Cape Town after a two day visit. Heard Stellenbosch Flying Club has HUNDREDS of members! I am member of Carnarvon Flying Club that is really nice and has a lovely fly in most years but is about 480 km from here by road.
Flying regards
Andre

[Uncle Spud Murphy]

Groete,

Just done and devoured the first braie and it went down well so it did

Alles van die beste
And fly safe for the peope who love you

[AndyG]

[quote="Uncle Spud Murphy"]Groete,

Just done and devoured the first braie and it went down well so it did

Oh Spud, spud, spud, spud spud,

tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk

It is spelt BRAAI.

When you get to Durban I promised you a seafood one and you will have it so you will.