How to get to parliment.

[The Agent]

Hey Sipho! I have a cow for you for just R500!"
"E yoh, Bongani! I'll take it - you can bring it to me
tomorrow!"
The next day: "Sorry Sipho, but the cow died last
night."
"Hauw.. So, ok then. Just give me my money back."
"Sorry Sipho, I did already spent that money.."
"Eish! So, ok then. Just bring me the dead cow."
So, Bongani bro ug ht the dead cow to Sipho the next morning.
A few weeks later, Bongani bumped into Sipho and asked him what he did with the dead cow:
"You won't believe, Bongani! I made a raffle for the
cow, and I sold 251 tickets for R5 each! I made a profit of R850!
But, I didn't tell anyone the cow was dead.."
"Yoh! And the people didn't complain?"
"Eish! Only the guy which won! So, I gave him back his R5 and he was happy!"
Sipho is now in parliament..