After his exam, the doctor said to the elderly man:
'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you
would like to ask me about?'
'In fact, I do,' said the old man. 'After I have sex, I am usually cold and
chilly; and then, after I have sex with her the second time,
I am usually hot and sweaty.'
After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said: 'Everything appears to
be fine. Do you have any medical
concerns that you would like to discuss with me?'
The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. The doctor then
said to her:
'Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually cold
and chilly after having sex with you the first
time; and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you know why?'
'Oh, for Pete's sake - that crazy old fool!' she replied. 'That's because
the first time is usually in July,
and the second time is in December.
