Friday funnies

[Dish]

Hopefully puts a smile on the faces of those bleak about the weather..

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds"
when they know there is not enough?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest,
but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

What is the speed of darkness?

Are there specially reserved parking spaces
for "normal" people at the Special Olympics?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it's
going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
what are the others doing here?

Do you cry under water?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we
figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and
then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Did you ever stop and wonder......

1. Who was the first person to look at a cow
and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here,
and drink whatever comes out?"

2. "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the
next thing that comes outta it's bum."

Why do toasters always have a setting so high
that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human
being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not
in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking
for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the
bathroom is?

Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave
the room when you get undressed if they are going to
look up there anyway ?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains
on all fours? They're both dogs!

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a
dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you
take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

[Thunderboy]

[swiftprop]

:D :D Good & clean!

[Big Mac]

Hi Dish
Saw your questions on the thread that Henni has on Rhino to Loskop
Yes I nearly bought your challenger, great plane, is it flying again and are
you finished with your trianing.
I am recieving instruction on my T Bird from Phillip great guy very experienced.
Big Mac