Single again...

[Wart]

It is official!!! As of about 10h00 yesterday (28 May 2007) I am divorced. The time has really gone quickly from the first time my ex-wife (I can all her that now) told me she wanted a divorce to now has been just under 4 months. It is amazing how easy it is!!

Well, lock away your daughters, keep your wives out of site and introduce me to all your lovely single, female friends. Wart is on the prowl.

Thanks to all for their words of support and sympathy; so begins a new chapter in my life.

[RV4ker (RIP)]

Good luck Wartman. As they say in the flatlands STERKTE....

PS
Best advise my folks got when they got divorced was from the attorney (a mutual friend at the time). Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Live it like you gonna die tomorrow......

[Slider]

Sterkte, en MOET nou asb nie weer daai fout maak en gaan staan en trou nie

[Morph]

good luck

[Coyote]

Been there done that and even have the t-shirt. Good luck dude. A great pick-up line is " do you want to come flying with me? "- trust me

[Tailspin]

Been there done that and even have the t-shirt. Good luck dude. A great pick-up line is " do you want to come flying with me? "- trust me

Eagle1

Just be careful in which bar you say that, next thing you know you are doing flying of a different kind

[Coyote]

Too true ! It was scary out there I must admit but hey I survived.

[Bumpy]

I got a brand new plane for my ex-wife…

It was the best swap I ever made

[Coyote]

Some of you may know or have heard of my ex-wife, Carla. She had started taking flying lessons about the time our divorce started (1998) and she got her license shortly before our divorce was final, later that same year. Yesterday afternoon, she narrowly escaped injury in the aircraft she was piloting when she was forced to make an emergency landing in a garden in Cape Town (bad weather), and crashed. The absence of a post-crash fire was likely due to insufficient fuel on board. No one on the ground was injured. The photograph was taken at the scene and shows the extent of damage to her aircraft. She was very, very lucky!

[Bennie Vorster]

Sorry Wart man.

Pitty it did not work out.

As soon as all the biterness fades away most good memories will last.

[afskies scribe]

Sorry wartman, but it does mean no curfew when I next vist KZN

And how about Warthog paying us a visit in Gautengeleng, we'll introduce him to some of the local talent if he can fit a bit of socialising into his jetsetting lifestyle - no need for curfews here either, hehe

[Wart]

Sorry wartman, but it does mean no curfew when I next vist KZN

Didn't know that I ever had a curfew!! By the way, when are you down here again?

Afskies, I am trying to get up to see all of you but I have to fit it in with all my international travel!!

[salem]

One morning, Van was sitting on his stoep smoking his pipe, suddenly there was a loud BOOM and a sudden flash of smoke appeared in front of him. When the smoke cleared, the astonished Van saw this frightening figure in red, complete with horns, pitchfork and tail.
The devil expecting Van to run with fright, was disturbed by the sight of Van still relaxing comfortably in his rocking chair, smoking his pipe.
Angrily the devil thundered, "Do you not know who I am?"
Van replied in a nonchalant way, "Sure I do."
The devil was extremely puzzled. "Do you not fear me?"
"Nope! Not at all!" came the reply.
"Why not?"
Van snorted, "What for? I’ve been married to your sister for 35 years!"

[RV4ker (RIP)]

Brilliant.......

[Coyote]

Awesome