The weekend funny

[Duck Rogers]

Here's one to get you going for the weekend....

A man and a woman who had never met before,
but were both married to other people, found
themselves assigned to the same sleeping room
on a Transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over
sharing a room, they were both very tired and
fell asleep quickly...
he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 A.M., the man leaned over and gently woke
the woman saying,"Ma´am, I´m sorry to bother you,
but would you be willing to reach into the closet
to get me a second blanket, I´m awfully cold"

"I have a better idea," she replied.
"Just for tonight, let´s pretend we're married."

"Wow! That´s a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Then get your own f#&*!ng blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted....!

[John Young]

Hey Ou Man Quacker – just ‘coz you’re way over fifty years old, don’t describe life as seen by an oupa to us youngsters

Things like this never happen at our age. Mmmm … railway coach, blankets, colourful language, excessive flatulence etc.

Regards
John ZU-CIB

[Aerosan]

John you are the man at last an allie against the old Duck and crew Jy sien oom Gans nou gat jy skyt

[The Agent]

BTW uncle Duck you must have seen the other forum from Australia so I joined to see what was also going on other side the big pond.
Well I coppied your joke just as it is as I did not believe it would ofend anyone and placed it on their forum as I thought it was very funny.

Well now I have been suspended because of that joke.

What a bunch of woossies, they can keep there forum I am just waiting for my suspention to be lifted and then give them a piece of me.

Some of the guys on AvCom are also giving them lots of shirt.
Here the link: www.recreationalflying.com.au/forum

[Duck Rogers]

I noticed