I can just imagine myself;
Wearing this glider contraption over my body like a RAG float costume, with only a peephole to view the horison, as needed.
Lifting this weight, like those world strongman comps.... lining up the runway- its flat here so require take off speed from a level runway........... respond to the crowd by launching from the start like the old Bata Toughie shoe ad from the 70's........maintaining the middle line as I creep closer to take-off speed.and then........... the size 12's get confused and create a speed wobble with the whole lot entering an agressive nose dive.......to the applause of best mates armed with cameras soon to be on you tube.
