Disaster on the way too Tedderveld

[witwillem]

Jis Peoples they say the new South Afrika is oright, but I fink it stinks s,
Ja we climb into my uncles Audi 100 4 -I my uncle , his two stoutgat jokkers and my Anti Susara .
Jes we just get onto the highway bto will klein Piet pee , ja if he say pee he want to pee so my uncle pulls over and Klein Piet he pee dattie trane loop van lekkerkry , he pee into n rooimier nes and you just seemiere run for hel.
We just get going again anf klein faan starts to get so faraway look in his eys , ja het sits not stil any more and auntie Susara say my uncle must stop quik want Klei faan is busy beskeiting the back seet of the Audi .
Jis nad the stink jy sak sweer hy het n paar dooie baber gevreet wat daar by die dan gevrek het , jis he stinks us out the car . After n helse gespook Auntie susara get his bum kleen and away we go again . So just after the first tol hek my uncle is blerrie honger ja he is lus vir die skaap nek en frikkedelle wif jem closed breadies an boretroos , ja he likes his trekker blue label koffie wat is made in a koffie sak .
We listen to alwyn Prinsloo on the 8trek player and the next fing a spietkop jum out and say we must stop ,ja hier kom n helse ding now , He check lisense , and drivers lisence and then he see the Audie 100 4 , he say we is travelling at 120 kilonmeters per hour and we is 5 in the car and this car say we can only carry 4 peoples and not faster than 100 kiometers per hour .
Ja now you ous no the vand der walts - we dont take any shit from such a dom dik spietkop first we try talk to him , he takes out the pen takes alick and starts riting the fine - ja 1500 rands for this oortreding and because my uncle is kaalvoet he gives him some more another 150 rand - Aunti Susara by now has enough of his gevreet and when he turns around she gives him a snot klap wif Klein faans smelly nappie , The spietkop runslike hel and we get in the car and just five miles futher the poliste pull us of the road and want to catch us all .
JUst the the Magistraat from Nylstroom come past and he see this geneuk . he get out of his UNO fire 1100 and the spietkop give him shit as well - 1 person and only 100 km per hour so he want to lock him up as well .
We get a lift in the polies van and wehen we get to Hammanskraal the spiet kop wif Klein faan se nappie stront chase us away , but we must rescue the rooi gesig magistraat and his dik vrou so Auntie Susara get out wif klein faan on her heup and she goes into the charge office and 3 minutes later the office is clear and the dik magistraat wif the rooi gesig and his dik vrou rys down the higheay as fast as the Uno can go . The polies and spietkops now no the vd Walts ja we dont tke bayshit from anybodie not even the polies - Ja so we stop onner the Karre tree , we driks our koffie eats our jam closed bread , skaap nek frikkedelle and when all is dik gegeet we decide it is better oppie vlakte and we go back to the farm wher ther is rest , ja people no place like home for us .
I hears it was lekker daar by die teddefield , hulle se so maar wragtig ek weetie , Till alters Witwillem