Three Knots

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Three Knots

Postby Air Hog » Mon Jan 16, 2012 9:14 am

An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake.
He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.
He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks: 'How am I doing?'
The prostitute replies: 'Well, old sailor, you're doing about three knots.'
'Three knots?' he asks. 'What's that supposed to mean?'
She says: "You're knot hard, you're knot in...and you're knot getting your money back.'
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Re: Three Knots

Postby Bulletjie » Mon Jan 16, 2012 9:19 am

Exelent!! :lol: :lol:
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Re: Three Knots

Postby Playboy » Mon Jan 16, 2012 12:05 pm

Hope thats not you Airhog (^^) (^^) (^^) ## ##
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Re: Three Knots

Postby Air Hog » Mon Jan 16, 2012 1:26 pm

Playboy wrote:Hope thats not you Airhog (^^) (^^) (^^) ## ##
No, not me. I am a Pilot not a Sailor. :P vhpy

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