I needs some help

[witwillem]

jislaaik we has lot of pret . we took my uncles 41 wiilys jeep and some watersnake and went to the earth pig holes in the land .
my uncle sits on his bankie in da shade and i has to put the watersnake down the erthpig hole . I have to start the Willys and rev it high caus the kafferbuiter is a big buggered and the willys dont want to idles so lekker . We mix the petrol with some paarafien and wen I rev the willys the earth pigs versmoor and the comes out of the earth. These pigs is blerrie ugly harige pigs the same coulor as our old vaaljapie . My uncle skiets the furst one vrek with the 12 dril gun and the other one with the 270. we goes to the next gat and we do the same thing but this time the pigs dont come out - but a big snake .
and it sails under the willysjeep . The sun is burning the eys of my uncle and he doesnt so so good so he shoots and the willys tire blows up with a big bang . I dont no ho skrikked the greatest th earth pigs or my uncles because we dint shoot these blerrie pigs any further.my farther was very nuts when i has to tell him we shot 2 earth pigs and on willys jeep .
He says my unkle must bookerof and get a tyre as they are dear and the kooperasie doesnt get them quikly. Simon comes to talk with my pa and my pa says he is blerrie mal as he asks mor as our spanspek oes and for nofing we must pay 1200 rands vir wat .
when the sun shiens strongs again my unle will sit in the back of truija my winlas and we will take the 22saloon and the bojans will skuit bekause we are moeg of there plundering - the eat our sweetmielies also , but they will skuit as i and my oom get them. the animal dokter say we are bedonnerd to shott the blerrie bojans , but is not his lands they eat up
he rides with a smart Toyata bakkie and lags at us but we sal hom wys .
Ja julle het nog nie gesukkel hier oppie vlakte nie . willempie

[Tumbleweed]

Willempie, please take a video.

You'll pay off the damages to the oes and might become more famous than Michael Jackson.

[Leprachaun]

Deagse Jorrie , dankie vir die waatlemoene ,
Ek sal n klomp by die kinderhuis gaan aflaai . My vrou se jy is bedo.... om haar hele grasperk vol waatlemoen en spanspekke te pak , maar nogmaal dankie.
Jou trok lek baie olie , ek stel voor jy laat hom versien anders gaan jy die ding se ratboks of engine opblaas, - ek moes so 2 liter engine cleaner gebruik om die olie van die paving te verwyder .
Se groete vir jou pa hulle en die veearts , voor ek vergeet ek het n video kamera wat jy op die jeep kan sit of of die Windlass se bar as julle vlieg kan jy videos maak , sal nogal goed wees , Groete Alex

[Grumpy]

Nou wat ga die arme bojane vreet........... en dit nogal oppi krismis??

[Skimmer]

Duif Duif waar die $%^& is jy?? Ons het jou #$%^%$# dringed nodig.... before we have more bones in the light

[witwillem]

jis we had big troubles in this Johanesburg of jors , first spanner put to much oils in the Fodens oils boul and this Foden is our old 10 ton lorrie and it dont like jor trafiek. die blerri ding loop stan so nou and dan and the spietkops is not so nice with me .
They want me to take the Foden of the road and I says they kan blerri standn on their heads want dis nat and if im late my pa will bliksem s them all . they put on the blu light and i must follo thems to the market . dis hel to ride in gauteng with all the cars and trucks and motor bisikles. we got lots of moneys for the waterlemons and spanspeks and the spitkops had no plce in the blu volkswagen cause we maak hom vol with the pap spanspeks . Spanner checked the oils cause the Foden was leeking at the vliegwiel and the clutck is slipping now also. I have to get pump pistons for the waterpomp from mak beens and dis nog a gesukkel.
i wasnt pleased to leave Gauteng but my uncle say we must go to the karosell to have som funs .
Spanner can wach the Foden while we have som pret. My uncle play the dobbelmasjiens and he lose 2000, rands - his vrou gann hom donner when she nows about it .I has som klippies and coke and the girls get prtety and i buy all drinks and when uncle frik says we must go sum ou makes trouble for me cause he cal me a blerri boer an i klap six shits from him . the polies sent us out and tell us we mus bokkerof .
we get home at after five in the morning and pa is moer in cause we ares late . I tell him about our troubles and he say we must fieks the wterpomp cuase the mieleis is gettin dry cause it not rain here whole wiek.
Sal more weer met julle prat willempie

[Kaspaas]

Ja Willempie lat oom kaspaas jou nou n ding of twee loop vertel , die ou Foden Trok moes lankal n sleepwa gewees het , dis ouer as ek , die goet het in die jare 50 en sestig gewerk , vir wat sukkel julle so , die ou water pomp wat stukkend was werk seker met n kragkop of dit word aangedryf deur n Ruston hornesby of dalk nog n kruppel model "A' Fordjie wat so net na die model T sy merk gemaak het .
Die spitkops , julle was gelukkig dat hulle jou nie toegesluit het nie - di dobbel en die dop , dit maak jou sterk en slim , en tog van slim sy baas -.
Ek dink jy moet liewer ophou boer en kry werk in die dorp , dis dalk minder pret maar dan sukkel julle dalk minder .
Dis nou amper krismis , ek gat so bietjie Klein Kariba toe , en sien uit om by jou n draai te maak , ek ken n ruston , lister en di dinge wat se slinger jou bo bek dik los as die slinger uitgly - . stuur my n boodskap en ek sal graag n draai saam met jou wil vlieg , Oom Kaspaas -

[Grumpy]

OH NO ! Not another one !!

[witwillem]

jis the summer hot is getting to us here on the Springbokvlakte .Our Rusten Honsby is ticking like my oupas zobo , never missed a beat in 63 years .
We did not has smart cars like some of yous ous in the Gauteng , my fatehrs last new bakkie is a Ford bix six painted in green and gold , when the Springboks were prous to wear the springbok on their chests . My Fathers othe car is a mossry benz 350 v8 - ithas plenty of horses and is his pride and joy - no even my ma my drive the mossry benz . We bought the Ford bakkie for 3500 rans from Eastvaal ford in Groblerdal in 1979 and it has done more than 500000 km . I cant understand why it was enough to sell 3 cows and 3 kalfies for won bakkie and 5 cows and 5 kalfies for one kar. My pa wonts to sell the Foden for a new Hino trok but we has to sell 250 cows now and NTT toyota dont want to trade the truck .
The Mossry is the first to service and spanner takes the old oils from the mossry to the ford and the ford oils to the Willys and the willys to the foden and the Ruston gets the new oils from the kooperasie . My trike is a windlass 503 I got from some instructor who instructs from potgietersrust . My Pa gave itb to me when we had a big koring oes in 2005.
I flies it every week and once a year it is checked and fixed where needes. Here on the farm we fly freem as the birds like the feesharend high and nobody to trouble us . Piet Bliksem from the polies has flied with me to catch the skelems who steals the predikants isuzu bakkie , but pit Bliksem is n biki dik and we nearly crashe in the mieleis as the windlass cannot fly with such a dik ou . Piet se he flys no more in my trike . I wishes all you ous n lekker krismis and n good nu year for the 2010.
I will have a braai with some blits and think of you ous in the Gauteng .Willempie
And Kaspaas jou dingis hoor jy

[Tailspin]

Witwillem

When i in Potgieters rus i will come and Visit.
We can

[Grumpy]

Witwillem

When i in Potgieters rus i will come and Visit.
We can

En net so vir n verandering ook n bietjie k@k gesels ne ??

[ZS-NEL]

Hou moed Witwillem, Zuma het gesê die boere moet net kan uithou tot na Desember...............dan gaan hulle eers K@k

[Tailspin]

Witwillem

When i in Potgieters rus i will come and Visit.
We can

En net so vir n verandering ook n bietjie k@k gesels ne ??

Ja
But that comes without any saying and as a Added bonus i can fly over Mother-in-Laws Farm and practice on those Monkeys there aswell

[Tumbleweed]

Dit is Sitbok, an hulle is daar om die stadjapies se biltong quotas vol te maak.

[John Boucher]

Leprachaun wrote...Daar is vroer vanjaar n Bantam super six in n ongeluk betrokke in die noord Kaap - twee mense dood.

Please note Alex that the accident you are referring to was not participating in the "Jakkalsjag" of the day as was reflected in the media.... the accident also happened shortly after take-off and failing to recover after spinning in after turning downwind low & slow! Hennie had offered one of the farmers a flip, who declined and Hugo grasped the opportunity to fly with him. Hennie had been inspecting the perimeter fencing of his farm and landed adjacent to the farm where this was taking place. I do not recall or know of any weapon that was on board!

This however does not mean I condone the actions of shooting from the rear seat in a trike or an aircraft for that matter! It is a serious contravention of Air Law and could also lead to dire circumstances.

Maybe the farmer in question should consider using Temic (Two Step) which I suppose is also illegal but with more direct results!