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Why men end up in hospital

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:55 pm
by THI
A woman standing nude in front of a mirror, says to her husband, "I
look horrible, I feel fat & ugly, pay me a compliment."
He replies, "Your eyesight is perfect."

Wife gets naked & asks hubby, "What turns you on more, my pretty Face
or my sexy body?"
Hubby looks her up & down and replies, "Your sense of humour!"