Microlighters

Please share a bit of irony here ...


here is mine:
"Zimbabwe is the country in the world with the most milionaires!!"

Regards,

Nah Billionaires

Gunter Rostek

count Votes/votes actually COUNTS
Smuggling goods/food is a National sport or top paying carreer
The Golden Rule:
He who has the gold makes the rules
from this side of the "border: "there is NO crisis in Zimbabwe!"

The Guiness book or records: Record for the highest inflation rate goes to: ZIM

Bought myself 1,5 Million Zim dollars this weekend from a Zimbabwian selling them as souveniers in Katima Mulilo for R 12-00. He was very happy as it was about 20% more than the official exchange rate.

Another irony,

Mpumalanga has the k@kkest roads in the country and counters with a vigorous campaign,



By planting more"Beware Potholes - 10 km"

Here`s a few of lifes ironies that are pretty accurate:


NICKNAMES
* If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
* If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT
* When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in R50, even though it's only for R115.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
* When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY
* A man will pay R2 for a R1 item he needs.
* A woman will pay R1 for a R2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale

BATHROOMS
* A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from Dischem.
* The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS
* A woman has the last word in any argument.
* Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

CATS
* Women love cats.
* Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

FUTURE
* A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
* A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS
* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
* A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE
* A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
* A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP
* A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the bins, answer the phone, read a book, and get the post.
* A man will dress up for weddings and funerals

NATURAL (masterpiece)
* Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
* Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING
* Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret-fears and hopes and dreams.
* A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
* Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

* What a woman says: C'mon...This place is a mess. You and I need to clean.Your trousers are on the floor and you'll have no clothes if we don't do the laundry now.
* What a man hears: C'MON ... blah, blah, blah YOU AND I blah,blah, blah, blah, blah ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah, blah, blah, blah, NOW

ZIMBABWE

The only country in the world where the largest note - $500. can't buy you a roll of 1-ply toilet paper which costs $ 1000.

There are approx 72 sections on the average roll, so it is cheaper to take your $1000. and exchange it into $10. notes,

wipe your arse on 72 of them and get $280 change.

Isnt it ironic when anti firearm/ gun free members blame firearms for the crime and evil in society............. and then sign up with armed response security companies and expect police services to come to their assistance armed when they have a spot of bother

I'm not allowed to add my 2c worth oppinion.....

What about the irony of my Mom calling me a son of a bitch?

3wheels wrote:ZIMBABWE

The only country in the world where the largest note - $500. can't buy you a roll of 1-ply toilet paper which costs $ 1000.

There are approx 72 sections on the average roll, so it is cheaper to take your $1000. and exchange it into $10. notes,

wipe your arse on 72 of them and get $280 change.

Must be a really old joke - the amounts are about a million times smaller than today!

Ja.. MUST be an old joke....at least two days old!!!

andreb wrote:What about the irony of my Mom calling me a son of a bitch?

My dad keeps telling me that condoms dont work