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Mondays Funny
Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 1:14 pm
by ICEMAN
Mondays funny........... or is it the truth???
Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 9:30 pm
by Arnulf
Off course it is the truth. Why do you ask?
Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 6:39 pm
by The Agent
A professor was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks "How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands.
Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
About 15 students raise their hands.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
3 students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further .
Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
Way in the back, Sipho raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture; no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
Sipho nods and a grins, and makes his way up to the podium. When he reaches the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Sipho, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"
Sipho replied, "Eish! >From the back I am thinking you say "goats"