Microlighters

A duck walks into a pub and orders a beer and a ham sandwich.

The barman looks at him and says, "But you're a duck".

"I see your eyes are working", replies the duck.

"And you talk!" exclaims the barman. "Also your ears are working", says the duck, and blah, blah, blah ....

Feathers are going to fly now ....

Hey John........................................DUCK

Duckie pics up a lady of the night and takes her back to his hotel next to the Durban Expo. Being serious about safe sex he calls room service for some condoms.

The young lady on the other side of the phone asks him "Should we put that on your bill sir?"

Duckie replies " What do you think I am a F#$%ing pervert

So this duck walks into a pet store and says to the clerk, "Got any duck food?"

The clerk tells him, "No, we don't have a market for it so we don't carry it."

The duck says, "Okay," and leaves.

The next day, the duck again walks in to the pet store and asks, "Got any duck feed?" Again the clerk says no and the duck leaves.

Next day, the duck once again walks in, and asks, "Got any duck feed?" The clerk says, "I've told you twice, we don't have duck feed, we've never had duck feed and we never will have duck feed. If you ask me again, I'll nail your feet to the floor." The duck leaves.

The next day, the duck walks in and asks, "Got any nails?"

"No."

"Got any duck feed?"

Seeing that we are on the leg-pulling side tonight before a “lekker” weekends flying, I just received a PM. It read …

Long time no hear

Howzit you old fart,
r u still wearing those old smelly red socks?
Your Son Brian Young

My reply

Howdy Brian,

I am not an old fart, I don't wear red socks and I am not your dad.

You can email your dad on john@flightworld.co.za

Good for a laugh.

Kind regards
John Young
083 293 4331

Duck Rogers wrote:

Quack-Mate's shortest post.



Regards
John ZU-CIB