Microlighters

A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I
can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers
and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left.

A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked,
"How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the
shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left.

A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How
long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and
said, "About an hour only."The guy left. The barber turned to a friend
and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favour, Follow that guy and see where he
goes.

He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he
doesn't ever come back". A little while later, Bill returned to the
shop, laughing hysterically.

The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?" Bill
looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "To your wife.

Reminds me of another Barber Joke

Dad goes to the barber with his young daughter Jane.
While having his hair done he gives her some money to go next door to the baker and get something nice to eat.
She comes back with a lovely blueberry muffin and begins to eat it next to dad.
While the barber is chopping away at dads hair he looks down at Jane and says
"Careful there lass ya gonna get hair on your muffin"
Jane looks up at him with a smile and says
"I know I'm gonna get tits too"