Why airplanes are easier to live with than women

[PhilWest]

1. Airplanes usually kill you quickly, women take their time.
2. Airplanes can be turned on by the flick of a switch.
3. Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch & go".
4. Airplanes don't object to a pre-flight inspection.
5. Airplanes have strict weight & balance instructions.
6. Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
7. Airplanes can be flown anytime of the month.
8. Airplanes don't come with in laws.
9. Airplanes don't care how many airplanes you have flown before.
10. Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
11. Airplanes expect to be tied down.
12. Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.

[Nkwazi]

:D :D :D :D

[Miskiet]

13. Airplanes don't mind if you fly other airplanes from time to time for comparison....

[PhilWest]

1. Airplanes usually kill you quickly, women take their time.
2. Airplanes can be turned on by the flick of a switch.
3. Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch & go".
4. Airplanes don't object to a pre-flight inspection.
5. Airplanes have strict weight & balance instructions.
6. Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
7. Airplanes can be flown anytime of the month.
8. Airplanes don't come with in laws.
9. Airplanes don't care how many airplanes you have flown before.
10. Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
11. Airplanes expect to be tied down.
12. Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
13. Airplanes don't mind if you fly other airplanes from time to time for comparison.

[John Boucher]

Why did I not have the 13 laws before I got married....

Now I am suffering from AIDS ....

Aviation Induced Divorce Syndrome!

[SkyJunkie]

Nine words women use...

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
Minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

[John Boucher]

STOP IT......STOP IT........STOP IT......... PLEASE........

I'm suffering as it is and now I have to read it on Microlighters Wikipedia!

I don't want to hear this right now..... Why are you guys only informing me now? This forum should have been around 20 years ago!!!!!

Okay, I am sucker for punishment.... add injury to insult....

Keep e'm coming!

BAD NAV

[ICEMAN]

14- When you eject from an aeroplane, it doesnt take your house, car and kids with it.