Microlighters

"Buy me a surprise for my birthday!" she said. "Something that
accelerates from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds! And I would prefer a blue one!"

Happy and excited she was counting down the days for her
birthday. And finally she got the beautiful present her husband thoughtfully
bought....

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:D :D :D

Ag shame..... which hospital is he in?

Told the wife the day we got married I said "I got married to 53kg`s and that is all Ill feed, pick up more and you feed that yourself "

I wear the pants in our house....... the wife said I could