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PUBIC HAIR PROBLEM!!!!!!!

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:49 pm
by Gaylord Focker
After flying off to the Loch Vaal brekkie I encounted problems with my fuel flow meter and fiddled there as much as I could to try and resolve the problem. :? :? :?
After much fockering around (as usual) from trying to fix it I decided to leave it till I got back to the hangar and then try and attack it with a vengeance. :x :x :x

To no avail could I get the fu#@ing thing to work so I phoned around and found somebody to fix it and on inspection found A BLOND WHIRLEY TWIRLEY PUBIC HAIR stuck in the fuel flow impellor... :roll: :roll: :roll:
WTF??????? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Everything working ok now. Moral of the story is to never fill up when you have a bit of the FUZZ HANGING AROUND - and wear your own knickers whenever possible! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

His Right Honourable Gaylord Fokkership (**)

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 5:33 pm
by The Agent
Also do not let curley haired things work on your errie.

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 6:17 pm
by Big-D
And to think I shook your hand at Loch Vaal.... ^?^

You Pornstar you

:lol:

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 8:32 am
by Tailspin
Hey Gaylord

Boet you are starting to get me stressed here :shock: although i can definately say i am not blond :!:

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 3:56 pm
by Morph
What really worries me here is who would have their blond covered genitalia near your fuel tank :shock: I appears there is a fokker fokking Gaylord's fokker :shock: -xX :lol:

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 4:23 pm
by Thunderboy
Morph wrote:What really worries me here is who would have their blond covered genitalia near your fuel tank :shock: I appears there is a fokker fokking Gaylord's fokker :shock: -xX :lol:
ZU-FLY previously used to belong to Demon :?: :?

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 2:24 pm
by Big-D
Yip

Old Gaylord landed at Aviators the other day - As he took off some papers flew out of his flightsuit pocket :shock:

I salvaged this one that was not destroyed by the prop - May be able to claim it for tax, not VAT though - Entertainment does not qualify :D

D

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 3:07 pm
by Tailspin
BUSTED Scuse the phun :twisted:

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 5:28 pm
by Massimo
Bid D,

I think with the new budget VAT can now be claimed on entertaimnet (stand to be corrected)! Extra score :D

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 8:09 pm
by Big-D
So are we going to Teazer's tonight Massimo? :D :lol: Might even run into the Fockership

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:24 pm
by Massimo
the Fockership has booked the entire place out for the month. :lol: