Microlighters

Here's one to get you going for the weekend....

A man and a woman who had never met before,
but were both married to other people, found
themselves assigned to the same sleeping room
on a Transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over
sharing a room, they were both very tired and
fell asleep quickly...
he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 A.M., the man leaned over and gently woke
the woman saying,"Ma´am, I´m sorry to bother you,
but would you be willing to reach into the closet
to get me a second blanket, I´m awfully cold"

"I have a better idea," she replied.
"Just for tonight, let´s pretend we're married."

"Wow! That´s a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Then get your own f#&*!ng blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted....!

Hey Ou Man Quacker – just ‘coz you’re way over fifty years old, don’t describe life as seen by an oupa to us youngsters

Things like this never happen at our age. Mmmm … railway coach, blankets, colourful language, excessive flatulence etc.

Regards
John ZU-CIB

John you are the man at last an allie against the old Duck and crew Jy sien oom Gans nou gat jy skyt

BTW uncle Duck you must have seen the other forum from Australia so I joined to see what was also going on other side the big pond.
Well I coppied your joke just as it is as I did not believe it would ofend anyone and placed it on their forum as I thought it was very funny.

Well now I have been suspended because of that joke.

What a bunch of woossies, they can keep there forum I am just waiting for my suspention to be lifted and then give them a piece of me.

Some of the guys on AvCom are also giving them lots of shirt.
Here the link: www.recreationalflying.com.au/forum

I noticed