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JUST ANOTHER GAY PILOT....

Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 11:32 pm
by GR8-DAD
We had a hilarious chat at our hanger during last week wrt our passion for aircraft, the physicall beauty of the fine flying machines and the exitement and comfort that they provide to sooth our unsaturated need for satisfaction......

Conclusion of the coversation: If you like women more than aeries, then you are GAY :shock: (pilots definition)

So, how do YOU rate :?: .......softness or aerie...... :?: :twisted:

Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 6:52 am
by loansharkblv
the physical beauty and comfort of the fine flying machines
Gr8-DAD - You guys have obviously not seen my a/c yet then. Ugly as sin, as comfortable as a lumpy mattress (when airborne alone) but flies like a bird on the wing and outperforms any F16 out there.

I may be a bit on the gay side here……. :wink:

Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 6:54 am
by The Agent
Hies ni plek vir moffies nie did manne wat kan vlieg. :wink:

Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:42 pm
by kb
RG8 DAD, I am lesbian. Lesbian falls under the "gay" banner, no problem, and lesbians love softness, so I am therefore a lesbian.

Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:06 pm
by Thunderboy
Hey Gr-8 Dad when I saw your Avatar (fairy) I wondered about you myself untill I looked closer and saw your name and remembered you previous avatar which was a pole dancer.

Gays become piots because they heard
they get to work in a COCK PIT :lol:

Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:18 pm
by Tumbleweed
My wife says. any oke that can spend over 5 hours at a pi$$ up is not male bonding, but moffies :oops:

Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:20 pm
by GR8-DAD
..... :roll: must admit that the wife will be quite glad to hear that I am gay :twisted: :P (pilots definition that is)

Sh!t, is this avatar a girlie fairy :shock: :?: thought it was a boy angel :oops: 8) :shock: shit, have to go and find that poledancer again...

Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 3:12 pm
by Morph
Gr8-dad,

this new "attittude" of yours is creating insipid rumours regarding why I spend so much time at the airshows with you. My wife is thinking it was because I like the company of men, she doesn't realise that I am having a close relationship with AUKie who is female by the way, those delicate curves, gentle nature, and vicious bite, definitely female :shock: :wink: :lol: 8)

Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 3:25 pm
by Thunderboy
Morph wrote:Gr8-dad,

this new "attittude" of yours is creating insipid rumours regarding why I spend so much time at the airshows with you. My wife is thinking it was because I like the company of men, she doesn't realise that I am having a close relationship with AUKie who is female by the way, those delicate curves, gentle nature, and vicious bite, definitely female :shock: :wink: :lol: 8)
and AUKie can always get you UP high :wink:

Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:47 pm
by GR8-DAD
Thunderboy wrote:Hey Gr-8 Dad when I saw your Avatar (fairy) I wondered about you myself untill I looked closer and saw your name and remembered you previous avatar which was a pole dancer.

Gays become piots because they heard
they get to work in a COCK PIT :lol:
This better T-boy :P :wink: :?: :twisted: Found the dancer...

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 9:13 am
by Thunderboy
:lol: :lol: :lol: Don't worry I never really doubted your preferances :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 9:23 am
by Tailspin
GR8-DAD

I see you support Single moms :roll: Is that cos the law says you must or is it just a make myself feel better thing :twisted: :twisted: :?: :?:

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:19 pm
by GR8-DAD
Tailspin wrote:GR8-DAD

I see you support Single moms :roll: Is that cos the law says you must or is it just a make myself feel better thing :twisted: :twisted: :?: :?:
Definitely a law abiding thing for me. :wink: ....would never dream of doing this for any other reason :twisted: -xX ......how could you even suggest something filthy like that...... :?: :twisted: :roll:

Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 1:36 pm
by Junkie
I must be an electrician then - either up the pole or down on the ground pulling wire :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted: :oops: :oops: